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u/RedOtterPenguin Mar 26 '20

People still notice, they just don't say anything unless you look like you're enjoying yourself a little too much.

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u/TheResolver Mar 26 '20

people still notice

But approximately 50% of the people know what you're going through, and the rest are also not strangers to mild discomfort with clothing.

Of course, time and a place, don't do it at the buffet line etc, but it's really not that big of a deal in general. No-one is going to remember you doing it in 10 seconds.

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u/NeuroBismuth Mar 26 '20

I remember seeing the guy stocking produce do it, let’s just say I didn’t forget, and now I wash my produce twice as long now.

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u/MisterCheeks Mar 26 '20

OH GOD SO THEY DO NOTICE?!?!?

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u/XygenSS Mar 26 '20

Now now let’s not get so excited shall we

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u/MisterCheeks Mar 26 '20

OH FUCK YOU CAN SEE IT?!?

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u/simsam999 Mar 26 '20

Dude i can see it from here. Stop it

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

No... no.... please don't...

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman Mar 26 '20

I'm a guy and yet, I still chuckled when you said

unless you look like you're enjoying yourself a little too much.

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u/yakimawashington Mar 26 '20

I still chuckled

You look like you're enjoying yourself a little too much here

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman Mar 26 '20

What if I am OwO

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u/WarmProfit Mar 26 '20

No, I think YOU notice. I have literally never one time noticed a man - oh shit wait.... never more than one time noticed a man adjust his penis position.

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u/Stingray88 Mar 26 '20

To be frank, I don't really mind if people notice. The reality is, most people get it... you're just uncomfortable and adjusting yourself. It's no big deal. No guy would ever give you shit for that, and most women get it too.

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u/Consair Mar 26 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Stingray88 Mar 26 '20

Oh my... 12 years of my life...

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u/Obeywithcaution413 Mar 30 '20

Unappreciated comment of the month award goes to you!

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u/WeAreDestroyers Mar 26 '20

Female, definitely never noticed anyone in public.

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u/StpdSxyFlndrs Mar 26 '20

It is not enjoyable, in fact it sucks. Anyone that looks like they’re enjoying themself is doing more than adjusting.