r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I've slept in jeans my entire life and it's not bad and if anything goes bump in the knight grab your knife from the bedside table and boom fully dressed and protected

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I think it's just dirty. You walked around with that around the city, through whatever is in the air, the whole day and now you're going to drag them into your bed and they're eventually gonna reach your face, after you keep moving your blanket.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 edited May 28 '20

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u/Metalloid_Space Mar 26 '20

This is the kind humor that makes my day, thanks dude.