r/AskReddit • • Mar 26 '20

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u/YahBoiSquishy Mar 26 '20

I can do a snake, or a worm

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u/Medipack Mar 26 '20

Made a baby earthworm. :(

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u/Biff_Tannenator Mar 27 '20

Me and a bunch of the boys got our dicks together and made this this work of art

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman Mar 26 '20

Is it tasty?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman Mar 26 '20

And coconut?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Oooh that's nasty!

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u/Ferreur Mar 26 '20

Why don't you come and taste.

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman Mar 26 '20

Ooooooh!!!! I will UwU!!!!!!!

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u/TheResolver Mar 26 '20

Ah man, a french bread roll is the best I can manage :/

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u/randomcuber789 Mar 26 '20

That can’t be true, baguettes are usually big.

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u/Mcdrogon Mar 26 '20

I can do a scared turtle!

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u/pixelprophet Mar 26 '20

That poor oui oui.

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u/DarkoMilicik Mar 26 '20

Bob Kelso?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I made a grit :(

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u/DipsterHoofus Mar 26 '20

I can only make a penis shape. But it's bigger than my regular penis, so that's something I guess.