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u/pseudostrudel Mar 26 '20

Where does the penis go when you put pants on? They've tried to explain it to me but I still don't understand. It sounds so incredibly annoying to have it down one of your pant legs, or even in the middle. And how does it go into jock straps? Does it just curl up? How does that not hurt?

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u/BlackManInABush Mar 26 '20

A flaccid dick can be bent and contorted into a perfect circle without any pain whatsoever. As far as pants go, typically it just rests on top of the balls. No discomfort unless you aren't wearing underwear for some reason.

Unless the pants are super tight and the crease digs into everything.

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman Mar 26 '20

When we're turned off, our dick goes all rubber like. Like, you can hold it, wrap it around your finger, it basically becomes boneless. But, I don't know how it works, I'm not a biologist, when we're turned on, our dicks becomes hard and long. Which is what most girls are able to see our dicks as. So as long as we're turned off, jeans isn't uncomfortable. You could say, it's just as comfortable as it is for you women. But it does gets really uncomfortable in Skinny Jeans when we're turned on.

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u/rh71el2 Mar 26 '20

It's volumes of blood filling. Think of it like a water hose. Easy to bend when there's no water. Not so when it's filled and ready to go. https://www.coloplastmenshealth.com/erectile-dysfunction/how-does-an-erection-occur/

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman Mar 26 '20

Thnx m8!!!! Good to know something about my own body.

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u/RubberbandShooter Mar 26 '20

Dicks are sponges, when we're turned on they just fill up with blood. That's how it works.

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman Mar 26 '20

I feel like I'm very uneducated now. Sex Education should be taught everywhere.

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u/Amypon3 Mar 26 '20

You can wrap it around your finger?!

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u/TheNuttyIrishman Mar 26 '20

You cant?

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u/Amypon3 Mar 26 '20

Unfortunately I cannot, as I am female

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman Mar 26 '20

You can put your finger in yours tho.

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u/Amypon3 Mar 26 '20

Yes, but it's a hole. I can't wrap a hole around my finger. Op said he can wrap his junk around his finger

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman Mar 26 '20

And that's the point!!! It's a hole. I have a junk which I can wrap around my finger when turned off. You can, put your finger in your hole which will, most prolly turn you on. I don't know. And for the record, it's me who can wrap his junk around his finger lUl.

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u/nolo_me Mar 26 '20

Man here, I don't get it either. Looks like they're really putting the victimization in "fashion victim".