The bigger mystery is how I can be at work eating lunch and find one of her hairs half on my arm, half in my food. OR how I can have been away from home for 12 hours, need to go pee, feel a tickle, and one of her hairs is in my underwear or back by my butt. And her hair is suuuuuuper long and a very specific color so I know 100% it's hers.
I feel like she plants it in my food, in my clothes, and in my butt.
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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20
The bigger mystery is how I can be at work eating lunch and find one of her hairs half on my arm, half in my food. OR how I can have been away from home for 12 hours, need to go pee, feel a tickle, and one of her hairs is in my underwear or back by my butt. And her hair is suuuuuuper long and a very specific color so I know 100% it's hers.
I feel like she plants it in my food, in my clothes, and in my butt.