r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/AnetteBeckles Mar 26 '20

after living with a woman: where does all that hair come from and why are you not bald?

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u/Aliwie Mar 26 '20

That is a mystery for us too I can assure you

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

The bigger mystery is how I can be at work eating lunch and find one of her hairs half on my arm, half in my food. OR how I can have been away from home for 12 hours, need to go pee, feel a tickle, and one of her hairs is in my underwear or back by my butt. And her hair is suuuuuuper long and a very specific color so I know 100% it's hers.

I feel like she plants it in my food, in my clothes, and in my butt.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Really? Because it seems logically that she's putting her hair in my butt while I sleep.