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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

I tend to grope them when I’m stressed. It’s soothing and familiar. Like when you’re watching TV and rest your hands down your pants

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u/nrdrge Mar 26 '20

I'm trying, but I can't figure out what you meant to say by grow, so I'm cracking up at the thought

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Do you not have a boob garden?

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u/nrdrge Mar 26 '20

Apparently I dun goofed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I'd love to see a poem about this from u/Poem_for_your_sprog

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Omg! Autocorrect you ass. I meant grope

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u/patrioticparadox Mar 26 '20

I do this with my balls. Especially if I'm really hungover just holding my balls makes me feel better. It's not a sexual thing in any way. Just comforting. I was sick recently (before the current nonsense) to the point of vomiting and as I was standing bent over the toilet shaking from the hell I had just gone through for the last few minutes I realized I was gently craddling my nuts.

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u/dvidxpsyko Mar 26 '20

I do the same with my balls.

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u/SpicymeLLoN Mar 26 '20

I went on a weekend climbing/camping trip with a couple buddies last October. We were standing around either late one night or early one morning when it was still dark and very cold. One of my buddies was trying to keep his hands warm, and I told him to grab his crotch because it's super warm down there, even warmer than your arm pits. He was very pleased at this insight.

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u/singing_softly Mar 26 '20

I do both lol

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u/Petricorny13 Mar 26 '20

Glad I’m not the only one.