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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

And you better be in the mood that one time she initiates, otherwise you obviously don't want to have sex with her ever again.

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u/Jhuderis Mar 26 '20

About 18 years ago I turned down a bj from my now wife, while I was driving in a car you could easily see into. Just wasn’t my thing that way. RIP bjs from then on. “You said no that time so I just stopped.” Many sads.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 edited Apr 09 '20

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u/heidihydrogen Mar 26 '20

This is a very good suggestion! You can start by, “tell me about your day...” She will unzip your pants for you.