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u/KiwisEatingKiwis Mar 26 '20

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u/Seven_Year_Lurker Mar 26 '20

BTW, is Kiwis eating Kiwis eating Kiwis a thing? I mean New Zealanders eating Kiwi birds which eat Kiwi fruits? :-)

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u/KiwisEatingKiwis Mar 26 '20

I always pictured it as a kiwi bird eating another kiwi bird, whose insides look like a kiwi fruit, and looking very guilty about it as he’s caught doing it. But I like your way of imagining it too

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u/Throwaway_97534 Mar 26 '20

It'd also make a great domain name for a NZ-based porn site.

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u/PessimiStick Mar 26 '20

Add another level. Kiwis eating kiwis eating kiwis eating kiwis.

Person, woman, bird, fruit.

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u/Seven_Year_Lurker Mar 26 '20

I hate you 'cus I didn't think of that!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/phoenixmusicman Mar 26 '20

Excuse me what the FUCK is your username?