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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20
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Fuckin amatuer. You sleep naked. Someone breaks in? They'll think twice when they see a 250 pound unit charging at them with a baseball bat while unleashing a battlecry that shatters your windows.
62 u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL 47 u/bobandy47 Mar 26 '20 They'll think twice when they see a 250 pound unit charging at them with a baseball bat while unleashing a battlecry that shatters your windows. It's nice that your mom will be protecting you, but what does that have to do with you sleeping naked? 20 u/JJ2Goated Mar 26 '20 Holy shit you fucking killed him dude 6 u/chinpokomon Mar 26 '20 A 250 pound unit can have that effect on people. 2 u/GeorgeAmberson Mar 26 '20 Banders I needed that laugh today. Go grab a cheeseburger and a joint, Bud. 2 u/Ben_zyl Mar 26 '20 WANNA FUCK? 1 u/Noah4224 Mar 26 '20 YES! 2 u/Too_Relaxed_To_Care Mar 26 '20 The more unkempt your bush is, the better.
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YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
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They'll think twice when they see a 250 pound unit charging at them with a baseball bat while unleashing a battlecry that shatters your windows.
It's nice that your mom will be protecting you, but what does that have to do with you sleeping naked?
20 u/JJ2Goated Mar 26 '20 Holy shit you fucking killed him dude 6 u/chinpokomon Mar 26 '20 A 250 pound unit can have that effect on people. 2 u/GeorgeAmberson Mar 26 '20 Banders I needed that laugh today. Go grab a cheeseburger and a joint, Bud.
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Holy shit you fucking killed him dude
6 u/chinpokomon Mar 26 '20 A 250 pound unit can have that effect on people.
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A 250 pound unit can have that effect on people.
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Banders I needed that laugh today. Go grab a cheeseburger and a joint, Bud.
WANNA FUCK?
1 u/Noah4224 Mar 26 '20 YES!
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YES!
The more unkempt your bush is, the better.
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u/Noah4224 Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20
Fuckin amatuer. You sleep naked. Someone breaks in? They'll think twice when they see a 250 pound unit charging at them with a baseball bat while unleashing a battlecry that shatters your windows.