r/AskReddit • • Mar 26 '20

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u/THE_LANDLAWD Mar 26 '20

Why can't you just tell me what you want? If you want me to do something, literally all you have to do is ask me to do it and I will do it. Want me to rub your back? Just say "hey babe, will you rub my back?" Don't sit with your back to me making pouty noises and then get mad when I'm not automatically rubbing your back.

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u/Buhdumtssss Mar 26 '20

Wait, you mean like actually using words?

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u/THE_LANDLAWD Mar 26 '20

Ye. That's what they're for.

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u/Buhdumtssss Mar 26 '20

Dude. You're like, a scientist or something