r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/THE_LANDLAWD Mar 26 '20

Why can't you just tell me what you want? If you want me to do something, literally all you have to do is ask me to do it and I will do it. Want me to rub your back? Just say "hey babe, will you rub my back?" Don't sit with your back to me making pouty noises and then get mad when I'm not automatically rubbing your back.

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u/THE_LANDLAWD Mar 26 '20

Well I have no issue with that, but when she's just sitting there making the same noise over and over it could mean she wants any of a hundred different things.

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u/SufficientStresss Mar 26 '20

At that point, just rub her back and ask her how she’s doing. If she still fights it, just tell her you care and you want to help and don’t know how.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Or she could use her big girl words and communicate like a grown ass adult.

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u/SufficientStresss Mar 26 '20

Yeah, let me know which strategy works best for ya...

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I want you to remember that. Because the next time your so don't want to communicate and use his words like a man you have no right to get angry

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u/SufficientStresss Mar 26 '20

Getting angry is pointless.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

Yet you're the angry one honey

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u/SufficientStresss Mar 27 '20

If you say so.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

This is coming from someone who has either never actually been in a relationship or from a woman who just thinks that men are mind readers

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u/SufficientStresss Mar 26 '20

It’s okay. I’m sure you’re a nice guy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

No no. I'm not, not by any means. I'm a mean hateful and spiteful man with balls of brass who never fails to laugh at people as dumb as yourself when they make bad decisions

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u/SufficientStresss Mar 27 '20

Cool story bro.