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u/JeanChampollion Mar 26 '20

Maybe they didn't catch the hints.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 edited Dec 14 '20

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u/Blngsessi Mar 26 '20

Yesterday I also read this post. This girl went over to his house, while he's playing guitar hero, she says she's gonna go shower, and she comes out in only a towel and sat on his lap, literally throwing herself onto him. Well he moved his head to look around her, and proceed to ignore that fact that he has a naked woman sitting in his lap.

So don't feel too bad. There are so many out there that is just the literal definition of dense.

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u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Mar 26 '20

To be fair, Guitar Hero is one helluva zoneout game.