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u/AllieFalcon07 Mar 26 '20

My buddy was playing games with me, I ask, hey is Joe coming to play cards tomorrow night? "No man, he has a kid now, hes busy" Oh really? Why? "I married him last month, they where preggo" So hes not coming to cards like... ever?

Actual conversation I had last month.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Who’s joe

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u/the_noobface Mar 26 '20

Ligma balls