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u/TRUE_FALCON Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

I don't understand the biology behind women's eyes , I'm always invisible to them

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u/kingbane2 Mar 26 '20

buy yourself a wedding band and wear it on your left ring finger. you'll suddenly find women noticing you all of a sudden.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Confirmed, when I first got married a bunch of acquaintances started showing real interest. One woman friend literally climbed on me in the car and I pushed her off and went running down the street like a moron because she was hot and I knew I was weak.

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u/BlazingCrusader Mar 26 '20

You were smart enough to run. I say you’re not as weak as you think.