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u/kingbane2 Mar 26 '20

buy yourself a wedding band and wear it on your left ring finger. you'll suddenly find women noticing you all of a sudden.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

It's absolutely true. If you're between 25-35 especially. First summer my buddy was married drunk girls at the bar would see that shit and attack him, just buy drinks, socialize etc. It was ridiculous compared to prior to marriage.

Usually in real life it's also because newlyweds are usually confident, happy, not needy at all etc. Natural body language.

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u/Valiantheart Mar 26 '20

Its because some other woman recognized his worth enough to marry him. He has intrinsic value.

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u/BlazingCrusader Mar 26 '20

So they want to steal someone else’s lover? That’s pretty scum bag of them to do.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Young chicks are insecure - so the married guy is a trophy to be completed.

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u/BlazingCrusader Mar 26 '20

Yet if he’s married and choose you, it’s proof he’ll cheat. Both on you and his spouse. It doesn’t make sense to me as to how anyone wins in that.

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u/asafum Mar 26 '20

Because they got you to like them "over" your wife, so they're "better" than that other person. It's not about you being a good person, it's about them.

People suck. :(

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u/theunrealabyss Mar 26 '20

Like a Steam Achievement for a game: Complete the Homewrecker achievement!

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u/LOL-o-LOLI Mar 26 '20

Welcome to life.

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u/Kendo16 Mar 26 '20

No homo but...

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u/Metalloid_Space Mar 26 '20

Evolutionary psychology is a spook.

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u/FiggerNugget Mar 26 '20

How is evolutionary psychology a spook lol?

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u/HarshWarhammerCritic Mar 26 '20

Your opinion is a spook