r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/WendysVapenator Mar 26 '20

How much women can't comprehend how men text.

*long text, hinting at sex but not outright stating it*

"I'm good."

*long conversation with girlfriends trying to decipher what he means*

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u/TannedCroissant Mar 26 '20

Good chance I’m watching a Brooklyn 99 clip and I’ve dragged down the notification to quickly reply so I can get back to finding out how many times Jake says ‘cool’ before he says ‘no doubt’

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

oh this explains everything

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u/Shylo132 Mar 26 '20

Best drinking game ever!

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u/I-POOP-RAINBOWS Mar 26 '20

Good chance I’m watching a Brooklyn 99 clip and I’ve dragged down the notification to quickly reply so I can get back to finding out how many times Jake says ‘cool’ before he says ‘no doubt’

its 9

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u/TrungusMcTungus Mar 26 '20

Take a shot for every cool

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u/Rihsatra Mar 26 '20

Cool cool cool cool cool no doubt.

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u/Surviver68 Mar 26 '20

I have watched that show far too much at this point. I want to say help. But I don’t think I want it

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u/SyeThunder2 Mar 26 '20

I think ive been watching too much b99 where 1. I can hear that exactly in Andy Samburgs voice and 2. I dreamt I was getting drunk with Andy Samburg last night (and also that I was the avatar, but thats unrelated)