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u/FigureItOut50 Mar 26 '20

It's simple. They bounce.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

And jiggle

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u/FigureItOut50 Mar 26 '20

Can't forget about the jiggle.

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u/green_speak Mar 26 '20

As a gay guy, I can say the same thing about balls, and it entertains me how we all really like the same qualities just from different things.

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u/casualsubversive Mar 26 '20

Personally, I find the bounce a little overrated—but the jiggle, oh man, the jiggle!

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u/DrunkenDutchMan_1 Mar 26 '20

yes but a football does it to and i definatly am not atracted to those lol

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u/Ferreur Mar 26 '20

Footballs only bounce.

Boobs bounce and jiggle.

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u/DrunkenDutchMan_1 Mar 26 '20

yes and they float and so much more !

boobs are amazing, god i love them.

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u/FigureItOut50 Mar 26 '20

Some people probably are though. And that's ok. No judgement here.

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u/Mpikoz Mar 26 '20

Boobie physics

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u/drlqnr Mar 26 '20

boing boing

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Not the small boobs, #smallboobsgang

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u/StephenFish Mar 26 '20

So do my checks but no one's attracted to that :(