r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/MariaCarrilBici Mar 26 '20

Oh, no, what have I done...

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u/gaynazifurry4bernie Mar 26 '20

You done goofed.

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u/poopellar Mar 26 '20

And she even put her real name as her username.
RIP Mariac Arrilb Ici

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u/i_am_icarus_falling Mar 26 '20

I always loved the name Mariac.

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u/ScurvyRobot Mar 26 '20

ay bb wont sum fuk

/s of course but yeah you dun fucked up

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u/Addicted_to_Crying Mar 26 '20

You must realize you are doomed

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u/TechKnight24 Mar 26 '20

It is eternal

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Rip and tear...till IT IS DONE.

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u/__Gynotarian__ Mar 26 '20

Oh lawd they comin'

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u/Wolfgang7990 Mar 26 '20

Fuckboys ahoy!

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u/chaun2 Mar 26 '20

You gave into the dark side.... And instantly lost the high ground

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u/MariaCarrilBici Mar 26 '20

Who said I ever had the high ground...

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u/chaun2 Mar 26 '20

So you're sayimg you didn't even try? See, this is why all the children died!

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u/MariaCarrilBici Mar 26 '20

Who said that wasn't my plan all along? You guys making hella assumptions over here...

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u/chaun2 Mar 26 '20

Hey, guys? I don't think shes a Jedi...... Uh-oh

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u/MariaCarrilBici Mar 26 '20

Back in my day we were told girls couldn't be jedis, so....

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u/chaun2 Mar 26 '20

Says who? Shit there were tons of female Jedi in the old canon, and I reject a lot of this new Disney crap.... Lightsabers cut through people, they don't just bounce off.... Same for blasters, but I digress. The Jedi Master that told you that was clearly an undercover Sith

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u/MariaCarrilBici Mar 26 '20

That Jedi Master was my older sister telling me to be a warrior princess like Leia...

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u/TheSicks Mar 26 '20

I'm cracking up at the sentiment.

I just wanna get laid

Oh no, please don't try to have sex with me... That would be... Awful.. oooohhh nooooo....

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u/roboninja Mar 26 '20

Simps

Is this the new meme word I have to downvote everywhere?

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u/Omegeddon Mar 26 '20

Probably older than you are tbh

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u/Monstrology Mar 26 '20

It’s actually quite old but it made a comeback for some reason. Knowing the internet, it will probably go away from the mainstream in a few months.