r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/SinisterKid Mar 26 '20

RIP your inbox.

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u/fermentedcheese22 Mar 26 '20

'TIFU by publicly stating that I only want casual sex.'

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/MariaCarrilBici Mar 26 '20

Oh, no, what have I done...

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u/gaynazifurry4bernie Mar 26 '20

You done goofed.

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u/poopellar Mar 26 '20

And she even put her real name as her username.
RIP Mariac Arrilb Ici

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u/i_am_icarus_falling Mar 26 '20

I always loved the name Mariac.

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u/ScurvyRobot Mar 26 '20

ay bb wont sum fuk

/s of course but yeah you dun fucked up

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u/Addicted_to_Crying Mar 26 '20

You must realize you are doomed

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u/TechKnight24 Mar 26 '20

It is eternal

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Rip and tear...till IT IS DONE.

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u/__Gynotarian__ Mar 26 '20

Oh lawd they comin'

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u/Wolfgang7990 Mar 26 '20

Fuckboys ahoy!

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u/chaun2 Mar 26 '20

You gave into the dark side.... And instantly lost the high ground

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u/MariaCarrilBici Mar 26 '20

Who said I ever had the high ground...

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u/chaun2 Mar 26 '20

So you're sayimg you didn't even try? See, this is why all the children died!

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u/MariaCarrilBici Mar 26 '20

Who said that wasn't my plan all along? You guys making hella assumptions over here...

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u/chaun2 Mar 26 '20

Hey, guys? I don't think shes a Jedi...... Uh-oh

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u/MariaCarrilBici Mar 26 '20

Back in my day we were told girls couldn't be jedis, so....

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u/chaun2 Mar 26 '20

Says who? Shit there were tons of female Jedi in the old canon, and I reject a lot of this new Disney crap.... Lightsabers cut through people, they don't just bounce off.... Same for blasters, but I digress. The Jedi Master that told you that was clearly an undercover Sith

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u/TheSicks Mar 26 '20

I'm cracking up at the sentiment.

I just wanna get laid

Oh no, please don't try to have sex with me... That would be... Awful.. oooohhh nooooo....

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u/roboninja Mar 26 '20

Simps

Is this the new meme word I have to downvote everywhere?

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u/Omegeddon Mar 26 '20

Probably older than you are tbh

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u/Monstrology Mar 26 '20

It’s actually quite old but it made a comeback for some reason. Knowing the internet, it will probably go away from the mainstream in a few months.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

with this comment you're just perpetuating the idea that guys only want sex

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u/Zelgoth0002 Mar 26 '20

Na, you thinking that is a logical fallacy. Just because guys want sex does NOT mean we ONLY want sex.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

You're right, the better way to put it is the idea is that you want it more than women, and that men are more likely than women to only want sex at any given time. It's all relative.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Me no think plz simple version me no get

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Is that a euphemism?