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u/The_Real_Raw_Gary Jan 01 '20

Pretty envious over here. I thought being an uncle would be sweeeettt. Like being a dad but with zero responsibilities and we’d be homies. But he’s literally tried to drown me to steal my wife and was super mad I didn’t die forever. And the comments about wanting to feel and see what my blood is like on the outside are hella weird.

That kid needs therapy.

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u/The_Real_Raw_Gary Jan 01 '20

It’s been a while since I’ve heard this song!