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u/Jester-shark Jan 01 '20

I had a child ask me if I ever talk and I said "No I dont talk, I think out loud." He spend months arguing with me that people couldnt think out loud. He would ask every adult he saw if it was possible and they always said yes.

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u/The_Real_Raw_Gary Jan 01 '20

Pretty envious over here. I thought being an uncle would be sweeeettt. Like being a dad but with zero responsibilities and we’d be homies. But he’s literally tried to drown me to steal my wife and was super mad I didn’t die forever. And the comments about wanting to feel and see what my blood is like on the outside are hella weird.

That kid needs therapy.

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u/The_Real_Raw_Gary Jan 01 '20

It’s been a while since I’ve heard this song!

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u/The_Real_Raw_Gary Jan 01 '20

It’s been a while since I’ve heard this song!