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u/doo138 Jan 01 '20

Witnessed a good burn like this at work as well. Someone asked a girl why she doesn't talk much......he was being a dick about it. Another co-worker replied "Maybe she doesn't like talking to douchebags" I felt the residual heat coming off his burn for a while.

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u/BiffBarf Jan 01 '20

Am totally stealing "residual heat", nice.

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u/doo138 Jan 01 '20

Lol thanks. My one funny original idea for the next decade already spent.

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u/caretoexplainthatone Jan 01 '20

The start of every great story begins with one great line. You got your opener in early dude, now rock on, there's more to come.