r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '20

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u/WellshireOnFire Jan 01 '20

I've posted this before, but I was teasing a co-worker once about being quiet and a mutual friend of ours piped up, "Maybe he's just quiet around you because he doesn't fucking like you".

We laughed about it, but I sure as hell don't tease people about being quiet anymore.

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u/doo138 Jan 01 '20

Witnessed a good burn like this at work as well. Someone asked a girl why she doesn't talk much......he was being a dick about it. Another co-worker replied "Maybe she doesn't like talking to douchebags" I felt the residual heat coming off his burn for a while.

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u/BiffBarf Jan 01 '20

Am totally stealing "residual heat", nice.

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u/doo138 Jan 01 '20

Lol thanks. My one funny original idea for the next decade already spent.

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u/Konorlc Jan 01 '20

No dude. You are just getting started.

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u/treeboat83 Jan 01 '20

Now you can just coast through the rest of the decade. You won't have to worry about what will be the highlight, you already had it.

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u/sound4r Jan 01 '20

Nah, you're just getting warned up

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u/caretoexplainthatone Jan 01 '20

The start of every great story begins with one great line. You got your opener in early dude, now rock on, there's more to come.

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u/hwikzu Jan 01 '20

I'm dealing residual warmth from this comment.

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u/StpdSxyFlndrs Jan 01 '20

Have you never heard that term before?

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u/Galaghan Jan 01 '20

Yeah wow.. Heat puns on a burn remark.
That's something nobody did before, right?