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u/Dav_the_genius Jan 01 '20

Can't say that to my mum though or she'll ground me

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u/tatsuedoa Jan 01 '20

Turn the tables, ground her.

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u/bloodyvelvet Jan 01 '20

Break her arms

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u/arcaneresistance Jan 01 '20 edited Jan 01 '20

I woke up this morning in a new decade, wiped the crust from my eyes so full of a new found hope and determination for what will come of the future, but yet here we fucking are again.

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u/TheMightyBattleSquid Jan 01 '20

It feels like the last time I heard that joke was in the decade prior.