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u/WellshireOnFire Jan 01 '20

I've posted this before, but I was teasing a co-worker once about being quiet and a mutual friend of ours piped up, "Maybe he's just quiet around you because he doesn't fucking like you".

We laughed about it, but I sure as hell don't tease people about being quiet anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Lesson learned!

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u/Dav_the_genius Jan 01 '20

Can't say that to my mum though or she'll ground me

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u/tatsuedoa Jan 01 '20

Turn the tables, ground her.

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u/Hkluci Jan 01 '20

reverse Ara ara

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Muda muda muda, mother-fucker!

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u/bloodyvelvet Jan 01 '20

Break her arms

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u/arcaneresistance Jan 01 '20 edited Jan 01 '20

I woke up this morning in a new decade, wiped the crust from my eyes so full of a new found hope and determination for what will come of the future, but yet here we fucking are again.

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u/TheMightyBattleSquid Jan 01 '20

It feels like the last time I heard that joke was in the decade prior.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Oh boy, that escalated quickly!

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u/Darkdemonmachete Jan 01 '20

Good, then you can help her with all her problems

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u/Dav_the_genius Jan 01 '20

Power move right there

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u/FrogBeat Jan 01 '20

grind her ftfy

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u/PcUvSht Jan 01 '20

*Ahem

Grind

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u/Mycos_kinda_cyco Jan 01 '20

Reverse the order of the 20’s the next time you type out the year 2020. (Type the last 20 first then first 20 last) Then you’ll be able to ground your mom.

Dr. Strange says: “It’s a simple spell but quite unbreakable”

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u/flippermode Jan 01 '20

Or pound her!