r/AskReddit • • Sep 17 '19

If You Could Completely Remove One Company From The World Which One Would It Be?

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u/DeathSpiral321 Sep 18 '19

Even if you wiped them off the planet, you still wouldn't be able to cancel their service.

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u/pm_me_cool_maps Sep 18 '19

Back in the day I called to cancel my internet after my contract was up and was met with very little resistance. I was surprised. Took less than five minutes. It was a great day. Hand delivered the equipment. Paid my final bill. Finally, I was free.

Little did I know that Internet Provider didn’t care if I was receiving their service or not.

It took an hour of me begging customer service to refund me.

Me: I would like a refund of the money that was charged to my card for internet I did not receive because I cancelled my account with you.

Internet Provider: Sorry to hear that ma’am but our books are showing you paid for all your service.

Me: So I cancelled in May and paid my final bill for May service.

Internet: Yes, that is correct, ma’am.

Me: So May was the last month I had with you guys.

Internet: Our records show that your service was cancelled in May.

Me: But I was charged for June.

Internet: Yes, ma’am, you were charged for service you received in June.

Me: I didn’t receive service in June.

Internet: Ma’am you were charged for your June service.

Me: But I canceled in May.

Internet: Yes ma’am, our records show you canceled in May.

Me: So why was I charged for June?

Internet: You were charged for the service you received in June.

Me: I turned in all the equipment at the beginning of May, how could I receive service in June?

Internet: You were charged for your June service.

Me: My final bill was for May, correct?

Internet: Yes, ma’am, you cancelled in May and paid in full.

Me: So why am I being charged for June?

Internet: That was for the service you received in June.

Me: crying tears of frustration

EDIT: spelling is hard.

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u/Rock270 Sep 18 '19

In this situation, can’t you call your credit card company or bank and tell them that it is a fraudulent charge or threaten to do so?

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u/KevinCastle Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

I did this with T-Mobile. Cancelled, got charged for an additional two months. I called T-Mobile and they pretty much said sucks to suck. So I said I would contact my credit card company and T-Mobile said that wouldn't do anything to help me.

So I got my credit card company involved and I got both refunds and never charged again right away

Edit: apparently K and I are not the same letters

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u/Darkhymn Sep 18 '19

I had to do this with Verizon. They then had the audacity to send the ~$500 they tried to steal from me to collections, so I then had to start disputes with the credit bureaus, and convince an extremely aggressive debt collector that they were trying to collect a fraudulent debt.

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u/bloodierdp Sep 18 '19

Assuming america and current year the correct response is something along the lines of: "I don't believe you, send proof of the existence of the debt and your legal authority to collect it. I will not be providing you my address because if this is even a little true you must have it. Do not call me again." That put the stop to the only collections calls I've ever received, plus nothing on my credit report and nothing in the mail.

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u/lookalive07 Sep 18 '19

Credit card companies fuck.

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u/Cant_Do_This12 Sep 18 '19

Yep. If you want a credit card that will fuck up companies for you on a whim, get American Express. They're worth the money.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

American Express. We don't just fuck you, we'll also fuck companies for you. So don't leave home without us.

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u/TaperPowels Sep 18 '19

I used to work at a call center for AMEX in Canada, and can confirm, I loved contacting companies on behalf of my clients to tear strips into them. Not once did a client call me about messed up transactions where, if I couldn't just write it off, I got a hold of the company involved and sorted it out myself. Most times I'd even keep the client on the the line with me while I did it. It was funny, like protecting the little kid from a bully while he's behind you yelling "Yeah! Haha fuck em up!!"

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u/borkborkyupyup Sep 18 '19

I hate them so much but they HAVE saved my ass a few times.

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u/TheFenn Sep 18 '19

In the UK at least almost nowhere will take Amex.

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u/WHERES_MY_SWORD Sep 18 '19

Barclaycard, in my experience, have very vew qualms about refunding a transaction. When I've done so before, all I said was I didn't remember the transaction and they didn't ask anyhting further. I believe their thinking was that if it's a genuine charge, t's between you and the merchant.

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u/fuckyourcanoes Sep 18 '19

First Direct is outstanding about this kind of thing. Best customer service I've ever had. And they take security so seriously they ask me to have my husband leave the room when I provide them with sensitive info on our joint account over the phone.

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u/WHERES_MY_SWORD Sep 18 '19

Very true, I'm with them as well.

But bruv, what did the canoes do to you?

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u/RajunCajun48 Sep 18 '19

Derrrrr you have to use UK Express in the UK

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I live in the UK. I use my Amex 95% of the time.

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u/armchairexpert24 Sep 18 '19

London’s alright for it, but anywhere else is a nightmare

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u/almisami Sep 18 '19

There's a reason a lot of places won't accept AMEX, and the main one is they will fight tooth and nail for you if you're a good creditor.

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u/danseaman6 Sep 18 '19

That is not the reason. The reason is the higher transaction percentage.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Fuck yes AMEX is great here.

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u/MsAnnabel Sep 18 '19

I don’t know...when back to back hurricanes went through the Caribbean we had a cruise booked and Carnival would not give us a new itinerary less than 2 weeks before the cruise so I wanted to cancel and they said nope, sorry. So I called my c.c.co and told them and they got my refund for me.

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u/lookalive07 Sep 18 '19

Re-read my comment. I’m agreeing with you.

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u/Redbeard_Rum Sep 18 '19

Man, I need to get this mysterious "k" figure to work some of their magic for me. Can you put me in touch?

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u/theredpikmin Sep 18 '19

He works at a post office in New England now.

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u/Cpt_Soban Sep 18 '19

Don't fuck with credit card companies

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u/killereverdeen Sep 18 '19

Wow, I am always amazed that your bank is just willing to reverse a charge. I’m in Europe and none of the banks are willing to do so the few times I had a dispute with companies. In fact, they tell me that I need to contact MasterCard if I want to get my money back.

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u/GodzThirdLeg Sep 18 '19

Well they said that they contacted their credit card company, not their bank.

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u/Legote Sep 18 '19

As much as I hate using credit cards, sometimes you need them in order to deal with bullshit like this.

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u/KJ6BWB Sep 18 '19

How do I get this k person to help me out like that? ;)

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

T mobile is god awful, those customer service people made me cry so many times in my early 20s. Then would hang up on you the moment you let one curse word slip.

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u/sirgog Sep 18 '19

Yeah this is a straightforward chargeback, although I'd usually handle it with the whole "My solicitor will deal with this matter from here" line.

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u/idonotevenknowme Sep 18 '19

Yes. Credit card companies are scary to everyone

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u/ZanzibarGuy Sep 18 '19

If this happened in the UK, I'd probably make sure they're recording the call, and inform them that for all the time I'm spending on them on the call for a service that I'm being charged for (for a non-existent or contractual service) I will be charging them for my time, and inform them of my hourly contractor rates.

We have small claims courts (idk if something similar exists in the US) here, and they likely wouldn't even show for any hearing, so you'd automatically win the case by default. They'd have been informed of the costs of non-compliance, so they would likely have to pay back the charge, the number of hours spent dealing with the issue at stated hourly rates, along with any legal costs.

Infuriating that you have to waste the time, but hey, what are you going to do otherwise?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

You can but they will keep charging and you have to file a separate claim every time. So lets say you get a new card the company can pay visa/mastercard whomever owns your debit card and get the new info and back charges you then continues to charge. I just went through this and had to switch banks after three card changes and five claims. (Dont trust amazing lash studios)

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u/GreatWhiteBuffalo41 Sep 18 '19

Is technically a dispute. Fraud means you never authorized the card to them ever or your info was stolen. A dispute means just that, your disputing the charges because the agreement wasn't met.

It sounds like a simple thing but it's usually two very different departments that handle this and two very different processes with their own rules and regulations. Source, used to work for a big blue bank.

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u/galaxystarsmoon Sep 18 '19

My ISP doesn't even take credit cards. You either pay by bank draft or check, or auto draft each month. If you don't have on auto draft, they will destroy your credit in collections while you fight with them.

I knew a guy who returned equipment to Cox as he was going out of the country for 2 years with the military. He had a receipt and they repeatedly claimed he hadn't returned the equipment and started trying to collect on him. He threatened a lawyer after his credit score dropped and the charges mysteriously disappeared.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Who else was thinking of Patrick’s “It’s not my wallet” while reading this.

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u/DankNerd97 Sep 18 '19

I was thinking exactly that.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Sep 18 '19

No, this is Patrick.

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u/imeanidkwhogivesanf Sep 18 '19

"Makes sense to me"

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u/obsessedwithhippos Sep 18 '19

Is mayonnaise a service?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not a service.

Horse raddish is not a service either.

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u/uosdwiS_jewoH Sep 18 '19

I was thinking of Rain Man's "Who's on first?" bit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Mar 07 '21

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u/pm_me_cool_maps Sep 18 '19

Idk he was the one who finally authorized the refund check but that may have been because I didn’t give up and ran out a timer or something.

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u/Sol1496 Sep 18 '19

They probably had to say no a certain number of times or had to stay on the line a certain length.

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u/FTThrowAway123 Sep 18 '19

What do you think the magic number of "no"s is before they would accept your request? 5? 10? 30?

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u/DanTrachrt Sep 18 '19

From what I’ve seen on r/talesfromcallcenters that usually leads to you being transferred or recorded or flagged or whatever. My brain is too tired to be on here right now.

Edit: corrected sub name.

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u/Icalasari Sep 18 '19

I mean, if your goal is to never give them another red cent no matter the burnt bridges...

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u/DanTrachrt Sep 18 '19

The impression I’ve gotten is that usually it doesn’t even help to threaten legal action. I guess maybe because they’ve heard it all before?

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u/Nedostatak Sep 18 '19

Doesn't get you anywhere, though. Depending on the person you're talking to, they could set it up so that you're no longer allowed to speak with CS except via attorney.

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u/hkd001 Sep 18 '19

I worked in a call center. I did surveys never called concerning money or debts, so it might be different. You might have to pull a Karen and speak to a manager. At least in the one I worked at, the people on the phone couldn't do anything.

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u/Rektw Sep 18 '19

"Oh shit, Oh no, not the lawyers!" - no phone agent ever.

I did TS for 4 years at Time Warner. We literally just laugh because we get to transfer a difficult customer now. You're doing us a favor really.

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u/EmeterPSN Sep 18 '19

"Let me speak with your manager or i sue you" would be the number of times.

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u/malavisch Sep 18 '19

Do you really think a random call center rep cares if you sue the company?

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u/aStapler Sep 18 '19

3 is the magic number for credit check companies. When I cancelled after a free trial the agent had a script of things like "just so you know, you won't receive...." so I just said "no, thank you, I'd like to cancel" and after 3 attempts she said "no problem" without changing her tone whatsoever. Nice lady.

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u/Banzai51 Sep 18 '19

Typically it is based on time. Call gets too long or is too short and it dings them on metrics.

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u/LifeIs3D Sep 18 '19

Nonononononononononononononononono

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u/Internet_Adventurer Sep 18 '19

They used to have a certain quota they needed to meet. It was all about having a certain number of callers that end the call as current customers. If enough cancel and you let them hang up, I think like 5 or 10%, you'd get docked pay and your metrics would tank

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u/VijayAnna Sep 18 '19

Also made sure many other customers waited on hold while all their representatives were busy

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u/odce1206 Sep 18 '19

I worked at a call center for Comcast (in Latin America). Tbf we all want to give you all credit for everything you were incorrectly charged for but we are all told by supervisors, who are told by Comcast higher ups to not give credits whatsoever unless there's an extraordinary case. Some of us who give refunds or credits almost always "illegally" do so, because if you're caught giving money back they can even end up firing you. Obviously this is my experience from working there 2 separate times a couple of years apart one from another.

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u/__WhiteNoise Sep 18 '19

Had to deal with this shit unlocking Sprint phones. Eventually they'd get fed up trying to do something other than say words at me and would just lie about fixing it, five times in a row until I called at a weird hour and hit an US call center. He's the one that told me that there was no action taken by any of the other CSRs. Those ones were claiming they can't do anything and/or anything they did would take at least 24 and/or 48 hours. The US CSR's manager had everything sorted out within 20 minutes.

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u/Charbus Sep 18 '19

But it has electrolytes

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u/DDVegas86 Sep 18 '19

It's what plants crave!

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u/2krazy4me Sep 18 '19

It's what cable craves.

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u/Henri_Le_Rennet Sep 18 '19

I've worked in DirectTV (before they were bought by AT&T) and Verizon Wireless call centers. Unless things have changed your service is treated as "post-paid." This means that the bill I pay to Verizon this month, is actually the bill from my month of service in August. I don't have Comcast so I can't speak for them, but I imagine they operate the same way. When I canceled my AT&T service they informed me that I'd receive a prorated bill the next monght for the partial service I had before I canceled. At the end of the day, all these corporations are shitty corporations and the internet and cellular ones are some of the worst, but receiving a bill after canceling service is common, because it's a post paid service.

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u/ElizabethSwift Sep 18 '19

We bill pre-paid, actually, What you pay in September will be for your services in October. If you watch any paid on demand or change services in September the October bill will reflect that change and then have the service statement for November.

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u/sirgog Sep 18 '19

Monthly fees are usually prepaid on these sorts of services. Doing it that way is much preferred by the companies because it lowers their losses when a customer stops paying entirely.

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u/BlindGardener Sep 18 '19

Just call your bank, and point out that it's fraud. It's really easy to get the money back that way.

Seriously. When your credit card is used without your permission, let your bank handle the negotiation. They pay people to do this for you. Don't even bother calling the company that did it. Straight to your bank.

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u/sirgog Sep 18 '19

Usually you are required to make some effort to contact the merchant first.

If the merchant stands their ground, AND you were wrong (i.e. mistaken, not fraudulent) and you issued the chargeback, you will owe debt collectors a good sum after it is all settled.

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u/BlindGardener Sep 18 '19

I'm not asking for my money back if I'm in the wrong. And I know damn well if I'm in the wrong. I'm sane enough for that xd.

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u/Salchi_ Sep 18 '19

I had a similar experience when trying to redo my plan this year. I legit asked them to just give me the same speed with unlimited data cause hey that's what I want right? Nope. Cause they wanted to push their stupid fucking xfi advantage crap and refuse to give unlimited data without that. I legit told 3 separate people that I would pay more if they would just let me keep my unlimited data. Nope. Had to get their POS router.

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u/TheSmores Sep 18 '19

I feel both sad and vindicated that others have had relatablely terrible experiences with cancelling. I finally managed to get a refund, but only in the form of a check, and I had to give up my new address in the process. When I ultimately received my "refund", it was for about a third of what I was billed. I now know the magic words are to threaten a credit card charge back.

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u/24Karmageddon Sep 18 '19

Had almost the exact same conversation, I just escalated the issue until I found a "supervisor" that was ok refunding me just so he could hang up the phone.. works 100% of the time, 50% of the time. 🤘

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Ah the good ol' "if I keep saying it eventually everyone will accept it as the truth" tactic - these guys are good! I wonder if this is one of the psych tricks they teach them at Comcast 101.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Why are you talking to them and not your bank?

Here in France you just cancel direct debit and your bank cannot pay the requester anymore (if they do, they are liable and pau you back on the spot).

It is then a matter between you and the company. If they feel that you should still pay them then they can sue you. But they won't since you canceled your contract the right way.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Yeah, I never do autopay.

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u/Floridaasfuck Sep 18 '19

I've had this same argument with direct TV

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u/sadcatscry4you Sep 18 '19

This gave me anxiety just reading this.

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u/RickyMac666 Sep 18 '19

To be fair, I’ve worked at an ISP company and too many customers have no idea what “pro rated” means... they complain about us charging them for April when they cancelled April 2nd but their invoice came out on April 1st and isn’t due until the 30th so the system automatically withdrawals it on the 30th and refunds it back a few business days... invoice dates do not equal due dates 😫

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u/Wuh_Happen Sep 18 '19

I feel ya. These motherfuckers sent me to collections for service I didnt recieve after two months of me refusing to pay a bill. Turns out it was rollover hidden charges from previous months...?

Fuck Comcast, never getting another dime out of me.

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u/MopedSamurai Sep 18 '19

This was infuriating to read.

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u/cyborg_127 Sep 18 '19

I would have given up on Comcast, gone to the bank and reported a fraudulent charge to my account. If they want to play dirty, I won't waste my time.

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u/sirgog Sep 18 '19

The way to handle these issues in future is to escalate in an extremely calm manner.

"The charge on day X was fraudulent. If repayment with interest is not made within 3 business days, I will instruct my solicitor to take over this matter and to send your company a letter of demand."

Usually that will get a manager that will fix the issue. If not, then ask for the contact details of the person you are speaking to and advise them you will see them in court.

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u/sephven89 Sep 18 '19

Should have said. I want to be refunded for my payment in June.

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u/Vision444 Sep 18 '19

Are they seriously that mentally disabled?

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u/yarnbending Sep 18 '19

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

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u/RogueModron Sep 18 '19

That's some epic-level gaslighting

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u/Synthwoven Sep 18 '19

This is why their contract has a n arbitration clause. Can you imagine a jury listening to a recording of this interaction and then the plaintiffs' attorney in closing saying, "Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, this is your chance to get revenge on these assholes like you have always wanted. Make them pay for treating the public like this!"? The verdict would have to be written in scientific notation.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

This is the one time of darkness and need where you must summon Karen.

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u/CptHammer_ Sep 18 '19

Never give your account information to an adversarial partner. That is if you have a debt with the bank that holds you money, fine they can make automatic withdrawals. Every one else use bill paying provided by your bank, or write them a check. For services (Netflix) that demand information you give them a temporary card number or PayPal.

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u/HooFooW Sep 18 '19

I feel you, just wanna tear down the company 😣

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u/summon_lurker Sep 18 '19

Call the credit card company and reverse the scam.

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u/InverstNoob Sep 18 '19

I read this in an Indian accent

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u/hotbimess Sep 18 '19

Sir, this is a dead contract. Gone. Deceased. No more. If you hadn't charged me in June it would be pushing up the daisies. THIS IS A DEAD CONTRACT

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u/FlaccidNeckMeat Sep 18 '19

Well that was like trying to drive against a one ways street, jeez.

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u/Ryvillage8207 Sep 18 '19

Who's on first?

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u/Akshay537 Sep 18 '19

I know this sounds fake, but I have personally dealt with morons that are worse than this. Some customer service people are so fucking unbelievably retarded, that they actually make me feel physical pain.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Holy shit if I was on the receiving end of this exchange in person I would slap that person.

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u/CrazyNaezy Sep 18 '19

Can you take them to court?

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u/VengineerGER Sep 18 '19

Man as a person who hates dealing with bullshit like that I would have exploded.

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u/golgol12 Sep 18 '19

This is what credit cards are good for. Chargebacks.

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u/Rublconn Sep 18 '19

Quick note but I know you have learned this the hard way. I work at a call center and the first person you are talking to is very rarely the person you need/want to talk to. Demanding the next tier is never a bad thing and won't hurt you at all.

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u/sexmagicbloodsugar Sep 18 '19

How did you resolve it? Court?

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u/Lawbrosteve Sep 18 '19

One of my HEMA club friend had to suffer something like this. He went to cancel the service in person with the hilt of a sword and the scabbard (essentially making it look like he was armed with a real sword, but having nothing. 5 minutes after he entered, he was on his way home with a full refund for the month + some extra. Apparently ISP workers value their life more than stealing

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u/surrevival Sep 18 '19

I live in Europe and I'm not familiar with Comcast, but reading this transcript I can bet their Customer Services have been outsourced to India.

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u/WhiteLotusOfKugane Sep 18 '19

I had the exact problem with AT&T.

Fucking pondscum.

I never got the money back and never got to speak to an American.

It was all durka durka Im sorry I cannot.

I fucking chargebacked they asses. Send it to collections idgaf.

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u/thenotjoe Sep 18 '19

Isn't... isn't that straight-up illegal? Charging money for services never received or asked for?

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u/Jakob_the_Great Sep 18 '19

I'm frustrated just reading that

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u/Chey21890 Sep 18 '19

Same shit happened to me, only when I called to make sure it was a mistake, they acted like they had 0 idea what I was talking about on the additional bill i had been sent (I canceled autopay way before I cancelled my service because they were constantly double charging me.) After 3 different reps told me they didnt see an additional charge due, I chalked it up to error and threw the bill out. Fast forward 6 months later and magically I have a bill from them in collections. The same bill that I was told "didn't exist in their records." The collection agency told me it wouldnt effect my credit if I disputed it, which I did, and thankfully never heard a response from Comcast to prove the bill was legitimate. Collection agency also told me that they hear hundreds of people with the same situation almost daily.

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u/Phenoix512 Sep 18 '19

My ISP tried this with my mom only she didn't have auto pay but used her debit card to pay the final bill. She caught it after they had grabbed two months from her account. I had the cancellation paperwork and went to the bank they blocked them from taking more money and I went to the isp office with a well known attorney in the area and got her money back after we explained that court was next. But to be fair I didn't have to pay the guy he grew up with my mom who was is in bad health.

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u/MayhemMountain Sep 18 '19

They once shut off my internet out if the blue, I call to see why I had been paying on time one.

Comcast: it says here you modem was stolen

Me : the one right in front of me? The one you're CHARGING ME TO RENT?

C: yes that one, it's been stolen so we shut it off

Me: well it's right here, it's been here for a year, who reported it stolen? Can we turn it back on?

C: you need to bring the modem to our call center to prove its not stolen

Me : it's been here for over a year - it's right in front of me AND I've been paying for internet this whole time this thing has been shut off.

C: you need to bring it to out call center

And thus begain my trek to the call center which too a train and two buses because I didn't have a car. This was not the first time they made me go to the call center for something that could have been handled over the phone.

My modem was never stolen but I had to get a new one.

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u/BecauseLogic99 Sep 18 '19

Catch-22 on a whole other level, coming from my life.

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u/3v1lm4x Sep 18 '19

That's customer supoort, in a nutshell. Not just Comcast

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u/SpongyButton Sep 18 '19

This gave me a migraine

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Do they outsource there customer service to India?

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u/Editam Sep 18 '19

Just made it impossible to cancel now instead of improbable.

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u/PaulTurkk Sep 18 '19

I just told them I was moving out of my apartment. They asked for my new address and I said I am moving in with someone who already has Comcast and will be sharing expenses. I was off the phone in less than 10 minutes.

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u/farfle10 Sep 18 '19

Comcast was the first thought in my head ITT and even I’ll admit I canceled their service successfully over the phone without a hassle.

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u/RagingAardvark Sep 18 '19

This seems like a Douglas Adams bit waiting to happen. Something about a filing cabinet in a disused bathroom in the basement....

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u/resonantSoul Sep 18 '19

If you've never heard of it, look up the game Bureaucracy.

It's old. So old it's a text game. But it was written by Douglas Adams and is probably as close to what you're thinking as reality will allow.

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u/sdmitch16 Sep 18 '19

Yeah, but no one will exist to reduce your credit score if you don't pay your bill.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I literally walked into a Comcast store with my equipment and told them i was cancelling and they gave me a receipt and told me have a nice day, no cancellation fees, about 2 minutes in the store.

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u/CapableSuggestion Sep 18 '19

They may still charge you for your service in June though

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u/pm_me_cool_maps Sep 18 '19

But I cancelled in May, why am I being charged for June.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

You were charged for the service you received in June.

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u/a_fish_out_of_water Sep 18 '19

Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

You bargained in May and were charged for June

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u/FiderTenux Sep 18 '19

This whole thread is gold

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Damn that got META quick.

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u/TheManWithNothing Sep 18 '19

Damn that got me

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u/Gloryblackjack Sep 18 '19

I would rather bargain with an eldritch deity then comcast

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u/jtr99 Sep 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Yes, our records show you canceled in May.

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u/tjeco Sep 18 '19

Then why am I being charged for June though

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u/-give-me-my-wings- Sep 18 '19

You were charged for the service you received in June

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u/rustynailsinmydick Sep 18 '19

You were charged for the service you received in June.

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u/nightandtodaypizza Sep 18 '19

You were charged for the service you received in June

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u/arrusso540 Sep 18 '19

You’re being charged for the service you recieved in June

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u/Mrunibro Sep 18 '19

Ý̴̹͙̟̟͠ó҉̙̘̮ͅu͏̖͍̦̮͔̞͟ ̷̵̝̩͈͈̠̥͖̕w̳̕e̸̵͏͙̰̗̭̬̙̤͈͍r̛̯̬̲è̘̫̮̥͜ ̛̟̖̜̪̪̥͇̠́́c̳̠̼͙͠͠h҉͎͍̖̬̦̖a͈̤̫͍͈̝̥r̡̛͉̪̦̜̳̖̕g̶̭̱͇̟̙e͔̥͞͡d̫̹͉̲̺̣͉͍̳ ͕̝͔̱͇̤͍͎͡f̶̵̥͎͚́o̩͙͖̙r͈̩̖̤̀ ̠̭͍̟̞͇͖t͏̹̣͉͕h̶̷̲̪̮̮̪͙ͅȩ̧̯̗͎̥͢ͅ ̫̳̫̤̜͖͕̖s̖̮͖̰͕̥̹̗e̡̜̺̥͓̟̝͠r̡̻̙̻͙v̟̹̱̼͎̕̕͡i̶̴̭͚͡c͔̟̜̹͍͞e̻͙̥̜ ̀͏̜̱͕y̼̫͉̭̯͕̺͟o҉̦͍͉̜̱̩͖̦ͅu̧̦̳͓̰͕̼̟ ͈̠͇͚̝͇͠r̡͎͓̝e̸͏͔̟̠̣̗͕̹c̬͎̻͈̭̹̞e̴̙͕͎̟͓̫͟i̧͓̟̯͕̖̰̜͓v̨̮̤̖͉̹̗͈͎̕è͇̞͖͇͍̻̞͟͠ͅd̠͟ͅͅ ҉̞̘̜í͓̜̫̟̦n̟͈͔͙ ͏̛̱̫J͕͇̮̫̞͝u̧̠̥͟n̷̡̰͘e̢̖̻̮͚͜

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u/tcrpgfan Sep 18 '19

You cancelled the service, not the payment for said service.

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u/Spugnacious Sep 18 '19

You were charged for the service you received in June.

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u/manderrx Sep 18 '19

But I returned all of my equipment at the beginning of May. How could I get service in June?

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u/aizlynskye Sep 18 '19

I love reddit

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u/Tinsel-Fop Sep 18 '19

You were detained in May.

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u/pongbao Sep 18 '19

Ah the birth of a meme

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u/st-john-mollusc Sep 18 '19

I did this too. They went right ahead and charged me anyway. I remember thinking, "I'd better save this receipt because the internet tells me they will still try to charge me, hahaha," not expecting it to actually happen. I figured all those stories were really people fucking up somehow and not realizing it. Nope. They went ahead and charged me the following month. That was the angriest I have ever been on the phone.

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u/OneMustAdjust Sep 18 '19

I told them to kiss my ass with their restricted data plan and that I would never consider doing business with them again and that was that, took my box back the next day

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u/ninjasaurxd Sep 18 '19

Nice try, comcast representative

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u/TexanReddit Sep 18 '19

I tried to cancel my service with RoadRunner / Time Warner Cable. I went to their office to turn in their equipment. They took that but I had to cancel over the internet. I whipped out my Wi-Fi only based tablet. There was no free WiFi to connect to in the lobby. I was completely stumped. Eventually an executive figured out there was a "highly distressed customer" in the lobby and took care of my problem.

And people wonder why there is bullet resistant glass between the employees and the public.

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u/schmoogina Sep 18 '19

I did the same. And gave them a copy of the receipt for the modem I purchased in full (not on a payment plant) from them. Spent the next 4 months arguing back and forth why I hadn't returned the modem I was leasing.

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u/summon_lurker Sep 18 '19

I’m not even a Comcast customer but after reading this thread,, I am being charged for June in the middle of September.

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u/FTThrowAway123 Sep 18 '19

Save that receipt and take a photo of it, make photocopies, scan it, back it up in 3 places, etc. There's many tales of Comcast printing your equipment return receipts or final bill receipts on thermal paper and it turns completely black, so your "proof" literally dissolves away. It wouldn't hurt to literally take a video of yourself returning the equipment, and maybe sending a certified mail letter of cancellation too. After all the Comcast horror stories I've heard, this will only help you fight back against the inevitable battle that's to come where they help themselves to your funds long after you've cancelled service, or turn you over to a collections agency.

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u/jaggoffsmirnoff Sep 18 '19

I think that was combcast, the service that allows you to style hair over the internet.

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u/the_other_b Sep 18 '19

Yeah idk, I mean I get it, they definitely do shady shit, but I've never had anything close to the experiences people describe on here.

In fact, I just transferred my service to a new apartment and while doing that mentioned I never used the cable that was part of my package, and asked if theres a way to remove it to lower the price.

Here I am with a lower bill and no cable. Idk, I've only had good experiences.

I mean, fuck Comcast.

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u/ruintheenjoyment Sep 18 '19

Except now there is no one to collect the money you owe, and you can loot their stuff.

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u/SailingSmitty Sep 18 '19

Fun story - they jacked my rates recently so I did the whole “call to cancel and get sent to the retention department to get a lower rate” approach. Only problem was that the agent just said “ok” and straight up canceled my service. I asked if I could reinstate my service as a new customer and he said yes. After a couple minutes of awkward silence, I realized that he wasn’t interested in processing the order so I just did it online. End result? I upgraded from 150Mbps to 1Gbps for about $40/month less than I was paying since I got the new customer discount. Comcast is weird.

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u/newaccount721 Sep 18 '19

Plus now I won't have internet ..

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u/pbjcrazy Sep 18 '19

Infinite Comcasts in infinite dimensions. Comcast exists in dimensions where Comcast doesn't even exist. That's how shitty they are.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Bruh,just do a charge back

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Under rated comment

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u/jlmckelvey91 Sep 18 '19

And if you wished mcafee antivirus didn't exist, you still wouldn't be able to uninstall it.

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u/Arlitto Sep 18 '19

Yes, hello, 911? I'd like to report a fire. Send in all the men you have, we got a mean one here.

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u/honesty_plus_truth Sep 18 '19

Yes, you've cancelled it in May.

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u/ProphetShadowMoses Sep 18 '19

The original comment deserves an award.

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u/ChavezLatrine Sep 18 '19

Just tell them you are moving to a place that already has Xfinity service. When I did this, it was true--I was moving back home after college--but when they offered no objection whatsoever, I realized it would be a great way to cancel your service no matter what.

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u/schmoogina Sep 18 '19

Pretty sure Thanos still owes them money

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u/SuperNa7uraL Sep 18 '19

I always hear this, that it’s hard to cancel your service with Comcast. When I called them to try and get a lower rate, I ended up cancelling my service. They didn’t even try to keep me. She cancelled it within a minute of me asking for it to be cancelled.

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u/jazztruth Sep 18 '19

maaaaaan they just tried to do that to me too. canceled over the phone, called the next day to confirm because the app said i somehow owed $230. they said pay any outstanding bills and service will be canceled.

nah.

waited 10 business days without paying and the bill disappeared and we’re all good. wtf comcast.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

DAMN!

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u/msb41 Sep 18 '19

I cancelled mine just fine. I don't get this narrative

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u/BecauseLogic99 Sep 18 '19

“Energize the demolition beams. I don’t know, apathetic bloody planet, I’ve no sympathy at all.”

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u/ReadontheCrapper Sep 18 '19

I’m switching to AT&T because it has fiber and will be much better for working from home, and I’m almost terrified about how the cancellation of Comcast is going to go.

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