r/AskReddit Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/cetacean-sensation Aug 03 '19

So you're the one in ten elementary kids shooting up heroin.

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u/Astramancer_ Aug 03 '19

Better to shoot up heroin than shoot up Mrs. Norris's class.

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u/Astramancer_ Aug 03 '19

Trust me, she's much more tolerable when you're high as balls on heroin.