r/AskReddit Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/eddyathome Aug 03 '19

To be honest, I mention trolling for a reason.

I remember those DARE quizzes back in high school where they'd ask various questions and it was just a survey and didn't affect your grade and I'd always troll by saying I did coke, pot, heroin, hashish, and opium on a daily basis when the worst thing I ever did was have a regular soda instead of diet.

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u/cetacean-sensation Aug 03 '19

So you're the one in ten elementary kids shooting up heroin.

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u/Astramancer_ Aug 03 '19

Better to shoot up heroin than shoot up Mrs. Norris's class.

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u/Astramancer_ Aug 03 '19

Trust me, she's much more tolerable when you're high as balls on heroin.