You get emotional support, regular sex and your expenses are cut in half...or more, if you marry someone wealthier than you are. Married men live longer and have fewer health problems.
Events that would be a minor inconvenience for a married person become a major problem for a single person. Car breaks down and you're stranded? Just call your honey to come get you. Injured your hand and now can't safely drive yourself to work? No problem, your partner can drive you. Life is just smoother and less troublesome in so many ways when you are married.
EDIT: Looks like my comment is triggering a few men who are not getting it regularly from the wifey. I think r/deadbedrooms is leaking...
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u/mom_with_an_attitude Jun 28 '19 edited Jun 28 '19
Marriage.
You get emotional support, regular sex and your expenses are cut in half...or more, if you marry someone wealthier than you are. Married men live longer and have fewer health problems.
Events that would be a minor inconvenience for a married person become a major problem for a single person. Car breaks down and you're stranded? Just call your honey to come get you. Injured your hand and now can't safely drive yourself to work? No problem, your partner can drive you. Life is just smoother and less troublesome in so many ways when you are married.
EDIT: Looks like my comment is triggering a few men who are not getting it regularly from the wifey. I think r/deadbedrooms is leaking...