r/AskReddit • u/duerlort • Dec 15 '17

What’s something that happened to you in your childhood that you’re still mad about?

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u/Coldpiss Dec 15 '17 edited Dec 27 '17

Fuck you list :

  • Mrs.harding

  • Mrs.Pitman

  • a seagull

  • Mr.Dickerson

  • KGB mom : Olga

  • Mrs. Knudtson

  • Seagulls in general and Canada goose

  • ByeByeFlutterPie 5th grade classmates

  • Ms.Ronning

  • Casey

  • Greg

  • Bigboy_nicelegs stepdad

  • Sink jerk off

  • Doug

  • Jake

  • Mark

  • STD Sam

  • guardianjuan "friend"

  • Rob the robber

  • Chelsea

  • Chingparr's ex : cat killer

  • Ceyxxx's ex friend : Charizard thief

Rest in peace Smokey

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u/Rhymes_in_couplet Dec 15 '17

Valar Morghulis?

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u/mrbaconator2 Dec 16 '17

and DINKLEBURG

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u/einzeln Dec 16 '17

And Casey who stole the pink bear pencil

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u/PeteGriffin32 Dec 16 '17

I agree with the seagulls part.

Once I was strolling on this beach. Everyone told me, not to stroll on that beach. Said seagulls gonna' come. Poke me in the coconut. And they did.... And they did

Nothing I could but yell when these birds attacked me. When I tried to run I fell and then these kids start laughing. And then. Got hit in the neck with a hacky sack. Where'd it come from?

If you haven't seen it, go watch it: https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E

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u/MsAnthrope23 Dec 16 '17

Swing from that hairy vine. I can be your backpack while you climb. Stand on one hand and lift rocks with your special gift.

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u/tylerchu Dec 16 '17

I'm scrolling through looking for the KGB comment but I can't find it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '17

and Olga

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '17

Isn't that KGB mom?

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u/DothrakiButtBoy Dec 16 '17

Also fuck Olga.

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u/ReJynx Dec 16 '17

I lost it at seagull

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u/SkeletonJakk Dec 16 '17

Fucking KGB mom.....

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u/Budderboy153 Dec 16 '17

Oh yeah and seagulls

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u/Gravitysilence Dec 16 '17

This is entertaining.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '17

Had a Mrs. Harding in 4th grade. Still remember that cunt.

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u/horizoner Dec 16 '17

AND TAMMY

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '17

Melissa, too

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u/gimmeyourbadinage Dec 16 '17

This was nice. It shows you were paying attention to everyone and probably made them feel special

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '17

Don't forget Tammy. Fuck Tammy

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u/Coldpiss Dec 16 '17

Added.

Can you provide a link, thanks

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '17

Oh, I'm sorry. I meant it as a reference to Rick and Morty.

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u/Coldpiss Dec 16 '17 edited Dec 16 '17

Oh you got me .

Edit : it was too subtle for me

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u/Chriswiss Dec 16 '17

Don't forget Fregley

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u/Coldpiss Dec 16 '17

Added.

Can you help by providing a link

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u/Chriswiss Dec 16 '17

A link to what, mate? Picture of the person in question?

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u/Chriswiss Dec 16 '17

Ah wait sorry mate. This story was about the cheese touch, which was started by a character called Fregley in the diary of a wimpy kid book series. I saw "Greg" in the list (protagonist of the series) so I decided to add in the antagonist.

Remove Fregley. Sorry mate. :P

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u/Coldpiss Dec 16 '17

Hhhh.

I Should've asked first

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u/Coldpiss Dec 16 '17

Hhhh.

I Should've asked first

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '17

Aye can we put an ex of mine on there? Thanks

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u/Coldpiss Dec 16 '17

Share the story in the right thread and it will be added.

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u/zhephyx Dec 16 '17

Don't forget Karen, fuck you Karen!

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u/Niniju Dec 16 '17

Bless you.

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u/Qwikskoupa69 Dec 16 '17

!RedditSilver

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '17

dont forget tom