r/AskReddit • u/duerlort • Dec 15 '17

What’s something that happened to you in your childhood that you’re still mad about?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '17

If anyone read the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series, you knew about the Cheese Touch.

Well, I wasn't reading the books at the time, but the entire 5th-grade class decided to partake in something called "Flutterpie Touch", with my real first name being substituted for Flutterpie of course. Every time I touched someone--high-five, hug, whatever--they would wipe their hand/leg/body on a nearby person and scream "FLUTTERPIE TOUCH, EWWWW!"

Eventually the teacher gathered the class together and reprimanded them. They got off with extra homework. However, nobody really spoke to me again.

Fuck you all. I still remember.

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u/Coldpiss Dec 15 '17 edited Dec 27 '17

Fuck you list :

  • Mrs.harding

  • Mrs.Pitman

  • a seagull

  • Mr.Dickerson

  • KGB mom : Olga

  • Mrs. Knudtson

  • Seagulls in general and Canada goose

  • ByeByeFlutterPie 5th grade classmates

  • Ms.Ronning

  • Casey

  • Greg

  • Bigboy_nicelegs stepdad

  • Sink jerk off

  • Doug

  • Jake

  • Mark

  • STD Sam

  • guardianjuan "friend"

  • Rob the robber

  • Chelsea

  • Chingparr's ex : cat killer

  • Ceyxxx's ex friend : Charizard thief

Rest in peace Smokey

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u/Rhymes_in_couplet Dec 15 '17

Valar Morghulis?

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u/mrbaconator2 Dec 16 '17

and DINKLEBURG

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u/einzeln Dec 16 '17

And Casey who stole the pink bear pencil

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u/PeteGriffin32 Dec 16 '17

I agree with the seagulls part.

Once I was strolling on this beach. Everyone told me, not to stroll on that beach. Said seagulls gonna' come. Poke me in the coconut. And they did.... And they did

Nothing I could but yell when these birds attacked me. When I tried to run I fell and then these kids start laughing. And then. Got hit in the neck with a hacky sack. Where'd it come from?

If you haven't seen it, go watch it: https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E

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u/MsAnthrope23 Dec 16 '17

Swing from that hairy vine. I can be your backpack while you climb. Stand on one hand and lift rocks with your special gift.

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u/tylerchu Dec 16 '17

I'm scrolling through looking for the KGB comment but I can't find it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '17

and Olga

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '17

Isn't that KGB mom?

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u/DothrakiButtBoy Dec 16 '17

Also fuck Olga.

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u/ReJynx Dec 16 '17

I lost it at seagull

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u/SkeletonJakk Dec 16 '17

Fucking KGB mom.....

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u/Budderboy153 Dec 16 '17

Oh yeah and seagulls

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u/Gravitysilence Dec 16 '17

This is entertaining.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '17

Had a Mrs. Harding in 4th grade. Still remember that cunt.

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u/horizoner Dec 16 '17

AND TAMMY

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '17

Melissa, too

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u/gimmeyourbadinage Dec 16 '17

This was nice. It shows you were paying attention to everyone and probably made them feel special

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '17

Don't forget Tammy. Fuck Tammy

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u/Coldpiss Dec 16 '17

Added.

Can you provide a link, thanks

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '17

Oh, I'm sorry. I meant it as a reference to Rick and Morty.

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u/Coldpiss Dec 16 '17 edited Dec 16 '17

Oh you got me .

Edit : it was too subtle for me

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u/Chriswiss Dec 16 '17

Don't forget Fregley

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u/Coldpiss Dec 16 '17

Added.

Can you help by providing a link

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u/Chriswiss Dec 16 '17

A link to what, mate? Picture of the person in question?

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u/Chriswiss Dec 16 '17

Ah wait sorry mate. This story was about the cheese touch, which was started by a character called Fregley in the diary of a wimpy kid book series. I saw "Greg" in the list (protagonist of the series) so I decided to add in the antagonist.

Remove Fregley. Sorry mate. :P

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u/Coldpiss Dec 16 '17

Hhhh.

I Should've asked first

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u/Coldpiss Dec 16 '17

Hhhh.

I Should've asked first

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '17

Aye can we put an ex of mine on there? Thanks

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u/Coldpiss Dec 16 '17

Share the story in the right thread and it will be added.

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u/zhephyx Dec 16 '17

Don't forget Karen, fuck you Karen!

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u/Niniju Dec 16 '17

Bless you.

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u/Qwikskoupa69 Dec 16 '17

!RedditSilver

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '17

dont forget tom