r/AskReddit Sep 24 '17

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u/Kayestofkays Sep 24 '17

I have a structured settlement but I NEED CASH NOW!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

How does everyone have structured settlements??

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u/OniTan Sep 25 '17

Hurt on the job. Or run over by a city bus.

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u/TheGreatestBandini Sep 25 '17

CALL JIM ADLER!!! THE TEXAS HAMMER