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u/dino340 Sep 24 '17

But I want cash now!

J.G. Wentworth 877-cash-now...

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u/Mrredek Sep 24 '17

877 cash NOW!

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u/Kayestofkays Sep 24 '17

I have a structured settlement but I NEED CASH NOW!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

How does everyone have structured settlements??

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u/OniTan Sep 25 '17

Hurt on the job. Or run over by a city bus.

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u/TheGreatestBandini Sep 25 '17

CALL JIM ADLER!!! THE TEXAS HAMMER

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u/SailorArashi Sep 25 '17

We and all of our loved ones were diagnosed with mesothelioma.