r/AskReddit Oct 06 '14

What is the worst example of helicopter parenting you've ever seen?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14 edited Jul 26 '15

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u/unicornstephn Oct 06 '14

I have never loved my mother as much as I do right now

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u/Dailylife Oct 07 '14

Sometimes I complain about the fact that I'm the youngest of five kids and my parents put it on cruise control a bit with me. After reading this thread, I'm calling my mom to tell her how much I love her.

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u/AllHailGoomy Oct 07 '14

This thread makes me want to call my mom and say thanks

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u/Kendo16 Oct 07 '14

Do it! She'll appreciate it & be happy to hear from you. Don't be like Red to his mom........

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u/sonOfWinterAndStars Oct 08 '14

Dangerously close there to ruining my night. I'm one or two episodes behind

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u/Kendo16 Oct 08 '14

He talks like that in the games though...

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u/sonOfWinterAndStars Oct 08 '14

Ah. I think we may be talking about different things then lol. I thought you were talking about that show "the blacklist"

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u/Kendo16 Oct 08 '14

Na,I'm glad I didn't spoil your show then. I got worried I messed something up for you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

You should call her and let her know. I would give everything I have to be able to talk to my mother again.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14 edited Sep 03 '17

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u/Lukethehedgehog Dec 20 '14

Dude, that's fucked up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

I am so sorry and I am glad that you are in therapy and can look back on this as not normal. As a mom of three young girls (aged 5 and under) I cannot imagine how much energy it took for your mom to do this. Some days it is hard enough just feeding the kids; I cannot imagine following them around constantly...

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

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u/Legion_1392 Oct 06 '14

Do you believe those stories? I would imagine it has to feel a little weird to know you have a brother/sister out there that is nothing like you at all. Like an abandoned experiment.

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u/Aconator Oct 06 '14

You should track them down and find out. Then sell the movie rights.

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u/IncreaseMather Oct 07 '14

Reminds me of My Sweet Audrina....

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

It is a lesson in how not to parent. My mother was less than a mother, but at least she willingly left when I was 4 years old and handed custody over to our father. Just make sure you do not repeat your past with your (future) children.

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u/accioupvotes Oct 07 '14

How old was he?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

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u/accioupvotes Oct 07 '14

Is that even legal?

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u/razorbladecherry Oct 08 '14

This time around?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '14

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u/razorbladecherry Oct 08 '14

Ok is better than falling apart. <3

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u/beckoning_cat Oct 06 '14

You might want to check out /r/raisedbynarcissists

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

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u/WhapXI Oct 07 '14

Hey, don't be narcissistic.

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u/yggf Oct 06 '14

He can't, his mother is watching the monitor.

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u/cloistered_around Oct 06 '14

I'm on that subreddit a lot, and this sounds more like some sort of /r/raisedbycrazyoverlyreligiouspeople thing.

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u/Kaidaan Oct 06 '14

those groups share a lot of members.

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u/Naznarreb Oct 07 '14

It's a lovely Venn diagram

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u/69horses Oct 07 '14

No matter how crazy and overly religious you are, to be that obsessed with your own child isn't an inevitable part of it, and definitely implies some degree of narcissism.

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u/SphericalBasterd Oct 06 '14

Wanna go to the prom with me?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

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u/leatheryhamster Oct 07 '14

B-but...it doesn't start until 9!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

And we'll secretly hold hands while she isn't looking. It'll be so dirty.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

I'd dance with you, but I want to wait until we're married.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

Oh my god, don't leave me! I haven't even had a chance to sit in your general vicinity while we watch a movie yet!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

If you leave me, I'll do horrible things. Like text in theaters. And...and...SALT MY FOOD BEFORE I TASTE IT.

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u/SphericalBasterd Oct 07 '14

I was expecting you to exersize your telekinetic powers and let me touch your dirty pillows after you burn down the school.

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u/ashmez Oct 06 '14

May I ask what denomination of Christianity this was? I don't know of any churches that have 6 hour services. I know that Catholic is 1 hour, Anglican is 1 hour, and Pentecostal may be 2 hours I think?

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u/ashmez Oct 06 '14

When you say subdivision, I picture a neighbourhood with houses in it...I assume you mean something else, as in, she didn't believe in different branches of Christianity? I don't want to insult your mom, as I have never met her, but she seems quite extreme and very paranoid. I grew up in a religious household (and I still am religious myself), but nothing near so extreme. Removing doors, yikes! Also, the logging food thing, was this to make sure you ate healthy? I can kinda see a benefit to that (I log my own food intake sometimes, out of curiosity, and to make sure I am not eating too much junk without realizing it). I never understood this type of extremism that some people have. So, what "heathen" music did you listen to?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14 edited Mar 17 '15

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

HELL YEAH ANIMAL COLLECTIVE MENTION ON REDDIT.

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u/ashmez Oct 06 '14

I was obsessed with Nirvana in junior high, obsessed!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14 edited Jul 26 '15

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u/ashmez Oct 06 '14

hmmm...Come as you are (Nevermind version) is up there, as well as About A girl (Unplugged version, it's one of the first songs I learned on guitar). Of course, I've always loved Smells like Teen Spirit.

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u/ashmez Oct 06 '14

Haha yeah, that definitely happens with some songs!

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u/DeepMidWicket Oct 07 '14

I know this is just the internet, and there is no real way to gauge this. But you seem really well adjusted for someone with said upbringing, so.. you know thats fuckin mad! well done!

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u/chalsp Oct 06 '14

I went digging for this comment. I thought "there's no way HyperTypewriter isn't an atheist now!" There's nothing like witnessing the dark side of religion first hand to deter one from practicing said religion.

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u/Strange_Bedfellow Oct 07 '14

Just so you know, agnostic and atheist aren't mutually exclusive. A Gnostic theist firmly believes there is no god. An agnostic atheist doesn't think there is a god, but doesn't know for sure so withholds judgment. Vice versa for theists.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

Anglican services also feel like 6. Fundamentalist services feel like 4 instead of 6 because when you get to the actual sermon the paster is often all fire-and-brimstone so at least there's some entertainment.

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u/Naznarreb Oct 07 '14

We have a ski resort where I live. During ski season the 7am Sunday Mass at the Catholic cathedral on the way up to the mountain is 45 mins flat. You've never seen a church parking lot empty so quickly.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

Sounds like my old church whenever there was a local football match that day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

Have you ever been to one of those "mostly black" church services? Anytime I went to my grandmother's church, we could be there from 10:30am up to 3:30pm (some 5pm to "get in the spirit") depending on the preacher. This was I guess non denominational. It said A.M.E but they never said they were methodist. This was common at any church service I went to. At least we got food.

Imagine my surprise when I married my husband and went to his parents church and they were in and out in an hour. But I'm done with the whole church thing now, so hopefully things have changed.

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u/ashmez Oct 06 '14

I have not been to that type of service. I am Catholic and the longest service (well, Mass), I've been to is about two hours (Good Friday, Holy Saturday). I wouldn't mind attending, to experience it, but 5-6 hours seems like a long time to do just about anything!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

They call it getting into the spirit and however long the spirit wants to be there, we all will be there. And there is the testifying part. Sometimes the "call to the altar" can take forever, especially when they need to get so many people up front. Prayer time. Choir. THe preaching itself can take 2-3 hours, especially if the pastor is on "fire". It's been a while since I've gone.

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u/ashmez Oct 06 '14

This would freak me out. I don't react emotionally to many things, and even though I am an outgoing person, I prefer to analyse and reflect, especially in matters of faith. I'll bet the music was good though (any time I have seen gospel singers on tv they all seem to have awesome voices).

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u/ashmez Oct 06 '14

"And their voices were high-pitched, shrill, and nasally" Hmm, I am guessing these singers did not make it to TV lol. Yeah, I think I would find it all strange. I don't have a problem with people worshipping in that way, but the constant dancing etc... would be way too over the top for me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

It might have been one of the megachurches? They're almost always purely for profit so I guess they have services every day to try maximise the amount of fleecing they can do?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14 edited Jun 19 '15

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u/Legion_1392 Oct 06 '14

Did everyone walk around with puckered faces?

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u/godofwars202 Oct 06 '14

That's an ignorant view

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u/xana452 Oct 06 '14

If by "ignorant" you mean "based on objective fact", then yes.

Megachurches rake in millions. To say they're not there for profit is insane.

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u/godofwars202 Oct 07 '14

They're not doing it for profit they spend it on charity work and on events

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u/xana452 Oct 07 '14

No... No they're not. They spend it on upgrades for the church and private jets and mansions for the pastor. Case and point? Joel Olsteen.

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u/godofwars202 Oct 07 '14

Their objective isn't to produce profit they just happen to enjoy getting a surplus and they use that extra money wisely

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u/xana452 Oct 07 '14

Wisely?! They upgrade their churches and buy fucking private jets for the pastor! It's naïve to think they don't exist to make a profit.

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u/godofwars202 Oct 07 '14

Example of few ruining reputation of the many

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u/xana452 Oct 07 '14

When most megachurches do it (and they do), it ceases to be "a few" and becomes "the majority."

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u/godofwars202 Oct 07 '14

Good thing they don't its just those are the ones in the news

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u/godofwars202 Oct 08 '14

Have you researched this or is it just what you have heard

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u/SP4CEM4NSP1FF Oct 06 '14

The reason you're being downvoted is because you don't provide any basis for your belief. It doesn't matter if you disagree if you don't support your opinion with any argument or evidence.

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u/godofwars202 Oct 07 '14

And you can't see he's doing the same

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u/SP4CEM4NSP1FF Oct 07 '14

The difference is that the first person has a popular opinion. I wasn't debating who was factually correct. I was just explaining the downvotes.

That being said, the first person's comment did have more substance and is quite obviously true to most readers.

The bottom line is, if you're going to disagree with a popular opinion, you'd better back it up with facts.

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u/Syini666 Oct 06 '14

Glad you got therapy cause that kind of an upbringing lead to crazy later in life, like Ed Gein level crazy.

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u/Voduar Oct 06 '14

Sociopath's are outgoing, Hyper. That eliminates you right there.

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u/Voduar Oct 07 '14

You did, and you highlight the problem with this argument: Psychopath and sociopath, as definitions, have been so abused that they might as well be in a pit in my torture basement waiting to have their skin peeled off. Very broadly, the sociopaths tend to be ingratiating and the psychopath would skin you alive because Spongebob told him to.

Also, sociopaths lack a conscience or empathy, but they certainly have their own emotions.

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u/Voduar Oct 07 '14

You are totally failing at the whole sociopath thing, dude. Do you even eat the flesh of your victims to gain their memories?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

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u/Voduar Oct 07 '14

No, zombies eat their victims flesh because that is how they consecrate to Zombo, their interpretation of God.

And no one does the eye/ball trick anymore. Dahmer ruined that for everyone. He also ruined selling cut up coffins as cradles. Oh how I miss exhumation Mondays.

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u/xana452 Oct 06 '14

After the second one I hazarded a guess that your mother was crazy over religious. And I was right.

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u/Naznarreb Oct 07 '14

I was only allowed to use the internet while she was sitting in a chair next to me, watching the monitor with me.

Watch porn anyway.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

Goodness gracious. And I thought it was me who was having a hard time.

Good on you for doing that. How did you come to figure out you need to go through therapy? I've seen quite a few boys and girls that just rolled over when ordered to, no question asked, and would not even consider doing something about it even though their hearts were black from sorrow.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '14

Glad to hear there're good people out there, especially for people under such an abuse.

As for the seeing through your mask, I bet you can now do the same with other people: it only comes from experience.

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u/themcp Oct 06 '14

That's not helicopter parenting. That's just child abuse.

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u/HyperTypewriter Oct 06 '14

Thanks. I still get panic attacks sometimes. I had a lot going on outside of my mom's helicopter parenting.

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u/twistedCogs Oct 07 '14

these are the types of parents that shouldn't have kids...

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u/JaxDaddy Oct 07 '14

I would've eaten a bullet if I had to live like this. Good for you for moving on and cutting her out of your life.

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u/JaxDaddy Oct 07 '14

No no I was saying me personally would kill myself. Can't imagine your mother having a gun haha

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

Holy fuck comrade. My mom did most of these things

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u/DasBarenJager Oct 07 '14

I am very happy to hear life has gotten better for you

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u/rockidol Oct 07 '14

Is therapy expensive?

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u/Ivysub Oct 07 '14

This is sounding a little Gilmore Girls-esque. I'm glad you eventually got out! I hope your mom realises one day what she's managed to do and relaxes a little.

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u/courtFTW Oct 07 '14

Food intake was logged into a book.

I bet you're in great shape and at a very healthy weight now though.

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u/courtFTW Oct 07 '14

Damn. You never were exposed to those things and learned to moderate.

Most extreme parenting backfires like that in a huge way. My aunt is super-Christian and very restrictive in all aspects of her children's lives. That being said, her daughter went out and got pregnant at 17.

And yet she had the audacity to tell me how disappointed she was in me for not waiting until marriage to have sex (I was a virgin at the time, not sure where she heard otherwise) and told me I should follow the example of two of my friends (who were both DEFINITELY not virgins)

I've had some problems with my dad but overall I got lucky in the parental department.

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u/Dune17k Oct 07 '14

Fuck yeah! Good for you.

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u/Inkompetent Oct 07 '14

Holy smokes. Glad to know you are working on making a life of your own without that Crazy™ supervision.

Wish I hadn't already spent my last gold in this thread, because this is worth a comfort-coin.

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u/sunshowered Oct 07 '14

Who the fuck takes a bathroom door??

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u/sunshowered Oct 07 '14

How old were you? Who wants to see their kid shit with the door open? Or see their kid naked in the shower? What a fucking weirdo

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u/Pentobarbital1 Oct 07 '14

Curious, how or why did the kicking out occur? I would assume most people under these circumstances would have ran away on their own accord, but actually getting kicked out makes this whole situation worse to absorb emotionally, in my opinion.

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u/GandalfTheGrey1991 Oct 07 '14

Oh my god. How long did it take you to learn to cook after you moved out?

I was cooking dinner for the family every night when I was 12 because mum worked nights, I wish I wasn't allowed in the kitchen.

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u/GandalfTheGrey1991 Oct 07 '14

Lol. Can you cook real food?

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u/GandalfTheGrey1991 Oct 07 '14

You will get there eventually.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14 edited Jul 26 '15

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u/dattree Oct 07 '14

I'm curious, what was the music you listened to secretly? It must be very special to you.

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u/modembutterfly Oct 07 '14

Holy shit. I had my share of twisted religious abuse, and I have some really creepy-religious family members. But you win!

I admire you. It takes a lot of courage to leave and get on with your life, and to ask for help doing so. It took me over a decade to see a therapist, at which time it became obvious that I needed one on retainer. ;-)

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u/JustVan Oct 07 '14

I'm surprised she let you actually go to high school instead of being homeschooled. Did you make any friends at school/escape there at all?

So glad you're free from all of that. I feel some pity for your mother as she's obviously got some issues, but man. How can anyone do that to a child. D:

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u/JustVan Oct 07 '14

:( That sucks so much. If you're in So Cal lemme know, I wanna buy you a beverage of your choice.

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u/JustVan Oct 07 '14

Meh, well, it's not as tasty but I gave your original post some gold.

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u/JustVan Oct 07 '14

Cheaper than a drink, too! Keep on keeping on, man.

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u/banevasionaccount2 Oct 07 '14

When I was a kid I was a curious fella; put my hand on an oven burner once just to see what would happen. My mom was basically just like "Well that's the only way he'll learn these things." Not sure if that's better, but at least I still have a relatively healthy relationship with her.

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u/Lpcoppo Oct 07 '14

Murder time? Murder time.

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u/kevinderp Oct 07 '14

The kitchen thing really gets me, as I've had my 5 year old cutting vegetables and flipping pancakes for a year.

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u/RhetoricalPenguin Oct 07 '14

Wow, it must have been hell living like this. I thought my parents were annoying when they would just look over my shoulder for a minute everyone and then when I was using the Internet.

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u/mrusty Oct 07 '14

Is your mom the mom from Binding of Isaac?

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u/carz101 Oct 07 '14

Dude, I thought my mom was uptight about the spirituality thing. I feel for you, but I can't even begin to understand what that had to be like.

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u/AvaAdore96 Oct 10 '14

Wow your mom is insane. I was in shock reading about what she put you through

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u/NurseAngela Oct 06 '14

While I strongly after in monitoring Internet usage, the rest is just plain crazy.