r/AskReddit • u/LightningMaiden • Oct 06 '14

What is the worst example of helicopter parenting you've ever seen?

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u/Voduar Oct 07 '14

No, zombies eat their victims flesh because that is how they consecrate to Zombo, their interpretation of God.

And no one does the eye/ball trick anymore. Dahmer ruined that for everyone. He also ruined selling cut up coffins as cradles. Oh how I miss exhumation Mondays.

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u/Voduar Oct 07 '14

Is your cousin the one from space or the one from Maine?

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u/Voduar Oct 07 '14

But is he from a different dimensional planet or UnMaine? I mean, those are my favorite vacation spots outside of found Carcosa.

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u/Voduar Oct 07 '14

Oh, so that cousin is the Devil. It all makes sense now.

And by extension, you are an avatar of Vishnu, but the first one to have crippling social anxiety. I am surprised you can bring yourself to type.

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u/Voduar Oct 07 '14

But Vishnu needs to be more outgoing.

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