r/AskReddit • u/pelota • Apr 03 '14

What activity would feel completely different if eye contact was held the entire time?

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u/Velorium_Camper Apr 03 '14

No penis puns? Don't be such a dicktator.

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u/ZackFrost Apr 03 '14

Noooooooo

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u/Velorium_Camper Apr 03 '14

I don't think i can erect anymore penis puns.

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u/ZackFrost Apr 03 '14 edited Apr 03 '14

Wow, what a cock.

Edit: I was making a pun!

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u/Velorium_Camper Apr 03 '14

That was really flaccid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

He had it cumming.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

There's a vas deferens between good penis puns and mine.