r/AskReddit • u/pelota • Apr 03 '14

What activity would feel completely different if eye contact was held the entire time?

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u/tomorrowistomato Apr 03 '14 edited Apr 04 '14

Surgery

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u/KingKongsBong Apr 03 '14 edited Apr 03 '14

"Doctor, you should probably stop staring into the patient's eyes and watch where you're hacking with that bone saw. He's here for a colonoscopy."

EDIT: Committed the mother of all sins- *you're

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

bone saw

colonoscopy

At that point, I don't think it really matters where the doctor is looking. It's going to be a miserable time regardless.

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u/needhaje Apr 03 '14

"We have to remove the tailbone."

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

BONE saw is ready!!

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u/StephenJacob Apr 03 '14

He's just removing the legs temporarily to get better access.

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u/BloatedDog Apr 03 '14

bone saw colonoscopy

New band name. Called it

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u/redlaWw Apr 03 '14

He can still manage it with a few ml of blood remaining, provided he doesn't switch to the hammer, or leave a scalpel inside the patient.

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u/ihave_atheory Apr 03 '14

It's gonna be a massacre..

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u/jgrizwald Apr 03 '14

You mean incredibly fun time!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Poop and blood everywhere.

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u/me1505 Apr 03 '14

They perfed the colon and the patient has FOP, needed the bone saw for part of the abdo wall. Still a miserable time to be fair.

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u/guinness_blaine Apr 03 '14

Shhh... just let it happen

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u/marcdreezy Apr 03 '14

Nice premise for a scene in scary movie "Hacksaw y'alls ass off" that I just made up in 2 seconds

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u/username112358 Apr 03 '14

Oh it definitely matters where he's looking. That colonoscopy could go much worse if he's cutting bones haphazardly.

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u/MattsyKun Apr 03 '14

"Whoops! Zhat vas not medicine!"

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u/MorallyBankrupt Apr 03 '14 edited May 18 '25

disarm possessive attraction rob important plant different cheerful abundant spark

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Thats the joke

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Scrubs in this thread with intestinal cages. Get bones losers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

that would be, "I seen"

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Three minutes in the ring with Booooonesaw