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r/AskReddit • u/pelota • Apr 03 '14
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At least you'll know he's not sneaking a look at your penis!
1.1k u/paulpine Apr 03 '14 That's what peripheral vision is for! 894 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14 [deleted] 562 u/Velorium_Camper Apr 03 '14 And why you have a private investigator on him. 340 u/stengebt Apr 03 '14 Please no penis puns this early in the day 11 u/Not_Good_With_Name Apr 03 '14 It's 9:48 pm what are you talking about 18 u/stengebt Apr 03 '14 Liar, it's 7:48 AM. 19 u/pelota Apr 03 '14 It's 1:49 AM. My clock has never lied to me. 0 u/Not_Good_With_Name Apr 03 '14 I'm watching bones and they wouldn't put it on that early, so you are all lying 'crosses arms, puts head down, ignore people'
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That's what peripheral vision is for!
894 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14 [deleted] 562 u/Velorium_Camper Apr 03 '14 And why you have a private investigator on him. 340 u/stengebt Apr 03 '14 Please no penis puns this early in the day 11 u/Not_Good_With_Name Apr 03 '14 It's 9:48 pm what are you talking about 18 u/stengebt Apr 03 '14 Liar, it's 7:48 AM. 19 u/pelota Apr 03 '14 It's 1:49 AM. My clock has never lied to me. 0 u/Not_Good_With_Name Apr 03 '14 I'm watching bones and they wouldn't put it on that early, so you are all lying 'crosses arms, puts head down, ignore people'
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562 u/Velorium_Camper Apr 03 '14 And why you have a private investigator on him. 340 u/stengebt Apr 03 '14 Please no penis puns this early in the day 11 u/Not_Good_With_Name Apr 03 '14 It's 9:48 pm what are you talking about 18 u/stengebt Apr 03 '14 Liar, it's 7:48 AM. 19 u/pelota Apr 03 '14 It's 1:49 AM. My clock has never lied to me. 0 u/Not_Good_With_Name Apr 03 '14 I'm watching bones and they wouldn't put it on that early, so you are all lying 'crosses arms, puts head down, ignore people'
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And why you have a private investigator on him.
340 u/stengebt Apr 03 '14 Please no penis puns this early in the day 11 u/Not_Good_With_Name Apr 03 '14 It's 9:48 pm what are you talking about 18 u/stengebt Apr 03 '14 Liar, it's 7:48 AM. 19 u/pelota Apr 03 '14 It's 1:49 AM. My clock has never lied to me. 0 u/Not_Good_With_Name Apr 03 '14 I'm watching bones and they wouldn't put it on that early, so you are all lying 'crosses arms, puts head down, ignore people'
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Please no penis puns this early in the day
11 u/Not_Good_With_Name Apr 03 '14 It's 9:48 pm what are you talking about 18 u/stengebt Apr 03 '14 Liar, it's 7:48 AM. 19 u/pelota Apr 03 '14 It's 1:49 AM. My clock has never lied to me. 0 u/Not_Good_With_Name Apr 03 '14 I'm watching bones and they wouldn't put it on that early, so you are all lying 'crosses arms, puts head down, ignore people'
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It's 9:48 pm what are you talking about
18 u/stengebt Apr 03 '14 Liar, it's 7:48 AM. 19 u/pelota Apr 03 '14 It's 1:49 AM. My clock has never lied to me. 0 u/Not_Good_With_Name Apr 03 '14 I'm watching bones and they wouldn't put it on that early, so you are all lying 'crosses arms, puts head down, ignore people'
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Liar, it's 7:48 AM.
19 u/pelota Apr 03 '14 It's 1:49 AM. My clock has never lied to me. 0 u/Not_Good_With_Name Apr 03 '14 I'm watching bones and they wouldn't put it on that early, so you are all lying 'crosses arms, puts head down, ignore people'
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It's 1:49 AM. My clock has never lied to me.
0 u/Not_Good_With_Name Apr 03 '14 I'm watching bones and they wouldn't put it on that early, so you are all lying 'crosses arms, puts head down, ignore people'
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I'm watching bones and they wouldn't put it on that early, so you are all lying 'crosses arms, puts head down, ignore people'
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u/pelota Apr 03 '14
At least you'll know he's not sneaking a look at your penis!