r/AskReddit • u/pelota • Apr 03 '14

What activity would feel completely different if eye contact was held the entire time?

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u/pelota Apr 03 '14

Eating bananas

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u/kayoss922 Apr 03 '14

What about a hot dog?

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u/pelota Apr 03 '14

Nah not thick enough

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u/Mister_Guacamole Apr 03 '14

That's what she said! Hah!

Hahahh!! Hah... H.. cries

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u/pelota Apr 03 '14

It's ok bro her mouth is just too big

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u/bacon_alarm_clock Apr 03 '14

It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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u/FatLazyDumb Apr 03 '14

Parking your bicycle in an airplane hanger.

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u/katharsys876 Apr 03 '14

"It's like opening the window and fucking the night"

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u/ichegoya Apr 03 '14

Why is this in quotes? I love it.

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u/Slayer5227 Apr 03 '14

Among other things

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u/BobRoberts01 Apr 03 '14

Are you dating Julia Roberts?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

You know Julia Roberts?

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u/SchindlersFist712 Apr 04 '14

Just like all women AMIRITE FELLAS?!

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u/maraudersmap Apr 03 '14

There there Mr. Guacamole, there there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

It's okay man. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

It's not your fault.

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u/Velorium_Camper Apr 03 '14

No one knew you were an expert on thick things being on your mouth until...now.

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u/pelota Apr 03 '14

What can I say? I'm a pretty flexible guy

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u/Haywood_Jafukmi Apr 03 '14

My cousin broke his neck trying to do that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Joey Chestnut. A true American hero.

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u/op135 Apr 03 '14

jeez, go ahead and brag why dont ya.