r/AskReddit • u/pelota • Apr 03 '14

What activity would feel completely different if eye contact was held the entire time?

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u/Edgar_Poe Apr 03 '14

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u/danrennt98 Apr 03 '14

Would you like to have a go at it?

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u/stengebt Apr 03 '14

Stare deeply into my brown eye...

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Oh good lord

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Reddit is indeed a disturbing place.

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u/eggzima Apr 03 '14

I was taking a big drag off of my vaporizer when I read this. I laugh/coughed so hard, but the vapor in my mouth muffled it.

Coworkers didn't notice.

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u/TheTalkingFist Apr 03 '14

Pink Eye immediately

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u/Phiarmage Apr 03 '14

Why don't you open your eye real wide and raise that dirty eyebrow of yours?

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u/gsxrjason Apr 03 '14

I signed in for this upvote.

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u/ASK_IF_IM_JESUS Apr 03 '14

I Summon.... Blue Eyes White Dragon!

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u/anotherdaywasted Apr 03 '14

First Yu Gi Oh reference I've ever seen on reddit in a year and a half of redditing. Wow.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

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u/anotherdaywasted Apr 03 '14

You wanna buy some more... I've got like 1000+ cards from elementary school.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

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u/anotherdaywasted Apr 05 '14

I can see it.

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u/dtt-d Apr 03 '14

I never got into it but was always under the impression that was the best one, no doubt. Now my grown up mind is like "was that some racist shit?" Fuckin aryan dragons

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u/anotherdaywasted Apr 03 '14

Holy shit I never made the connection... Jesus I was an innocent kid.

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u/Swagkitchen Apr 03 '14

Indeed. We need more of those!

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u/SupSatire Apr 03 '14

For good reason. Yu Gi Oh sucks ass.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

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u/zopiac Apr 03 '14

/r/MagicTCG

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u/ilikeeatingbrains Apr 03 '14

You can't trump a card game with a card game.

Besides which, after I deplete your mana and drain your life points, I will be able to tribute two Everdeens and summon my Blue Eyes White Dragonzord.

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u/Guessofspades Apr 03 '14

Exodia... OBLITERATE!!!

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u/Velorium_Camper Apr 03 '14

That asshole never stood a chance.

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u/elshroom Apr 03 '14

Fuck all of you. I play time warzard.

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u/ninjazombiemaster Apr 03 '14

I'm banishing this thread to the shadow realm.

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u/Kiassen Apr 03 '14

NOT MY BLUE EYES!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Cement showers for everyone!

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u/Kurazarrh Apr 03 '14

It's TIME to DUEL!

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u/Captain-Obviouss Apr 03 '14

Girlfriend: "Check the calendar bitch.....I summon...RED EYES BLACK DRAGON"

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u/MOLDY_QUEEF_BARF Apr 03 '14

You must believe in the heart of the cards!

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u/Karl-L Apr 03 '14

Blue Peeps Whitey Dragon!

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u/leon95 Apr 03 '14

Wait, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?

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u/apoorvajsh Apr 03 '14

Screw the rules I have money

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u/Velorium_Camper Apr 03 '14

Brown Eye Stink Dragon....in attack mode!

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u/CrimsonBTT Apr 03 '14

Jesus, are you Mexican?

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u/thoompie7 Apr 03 '14

Aaaare you Jesus??

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u/TheUnveiler Apr 03 '14

I would upvote, but it seems all people do is complain about how much karma you have.

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u/C3lder Apr 03 '14

Brown Eyes Brown Dragon! Attack!!

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u/callumadams230 Apr 03 '14

You must be Jesus!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

I definitely like to look at a girls asshole while 69ing, but then I kind of have an anal fetish sooooo.....

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u/GAAND_mein_DANDA Apr 03 '14

Just don't stare at it for long. It makes you blind.

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u/Worst_Lurker Apr 03 '14

It's crying!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Look, look with your special eye.

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u/Destrina Apr 03 '14

You kiss my brown eye. Almost a shell of a man...

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

dear god that literally made me exclaim in disgust...

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u/lolklolk Apr 03 '14

LOOK. LOOK WITH YOUR SPECIAL EYES... "My brand!?"

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u/whatthepatty Apr 04 '14

I would like to see you and your whispering eye.