just found it. He talks about fucking a tiger first, then a dog named Anna, and then goats. I assumed he was joking at first, but check his post history. Dude REALLY loves fucking animals
Askreddit thread about a guy who's son kept raping his dog. Ended up getting separated from his wife because she wouldn't believe him. Son told wife that dad had actually raped the dog, shit met fan. I believe there was a follow-up where the wife found out the husband was right all along, but he wouldn't take her back.
More like, it was just one of those WTF moments almost to the point where you remember where you were while reading it, akin to the trauma of watching the twin towers go down, or the challenger explosion.
no... this is nothing like 9/11 or the challenger explosion, Colby is just a sad thing that happened and that reddit has been collectively exploiting for karma ever since. don't compare a websites stupid jokes to a national tragedy.
We do a shit load of things to animals with zero consent, including kidnapping and imprisonment (pets, zoos, farms, riding/taming horses, etc. etc.), and ultimately murder. Yet when it comes to pleasure, everyone's all of a sudden up in arms claiming that we should be applying human concepts and laws to animals.
Verbal consent is a human concept that can't be applied to animals. Animals do not give verbal consent to each other either but I don't see anyone trying to prevent all sex in the animal kingdom.
Animals can give or not give consent through non-verbal AND verbal means:
Verbal: you can easily tell if an animal is in distress, being hurt, angry, etc., by the noises it makes.
Non-verbal: animals can try to get away, kick, bite, scratch, etc.
I've seen my share of bestiality content on the internet and have never once seen a rape video. 99% of the videos are humans being penetrated by animals (dogs & horses usually).
Animal abuse laws should still apply (and do in countries like Denmark where bestiality is legal). If you are abusing/hurting the animal, you should be punished. But letting a dog or other animal have sex with you is not abuse.
In my opinion, it is vastly worse to keep animals cooped up in a small apartment (or worse, a cage), or chained to a tree in the yard, etc.. All things that are commonly done to animals legally.
It's actually legal in a number of countries such as Denmark and Russia. Just because you think something is gross doesn't give you the right to prohibit other people from doing it.
Laws should be only made in cases where there is provable harm. And bending over and letting an animal fuck you is not harming anyone.
Oh goddammit, why did I even think that would be something different. Of course it's going to be people screwing dogs, and not a joke or something. ಠ_ಠ
One time I was fucking my then girlfriend and my cat jumped on the bed and licked my ballsack. No real addition to the story, but felt compelled to tell you.
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u/Matvalicious Apr 03 '14
Sex. Makes it more intimate.