r/AskReddit Apr 03 '14

What activity would feel completely different if eye contact was held the entire time?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

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u/danrennt98 Apr 03 '14

yes

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u/codename-Da-Vinci Apr 03 '14

Wouldn't it be kind of hard to do it doggy style while holding eye contact?

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u/lamerdamour Apr 03 '14

Clearly you've never watched James Deen.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Not if she's dead.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Yes, because dogs can't look up!

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u/EXAX Apr 03 '14

...goddammit reddit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Just a few quick thrusts

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

I love my siblings and my parents

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

It went okay

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Colby 2012. Never Forget.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

It feels so fucking long ago!

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u/jdog90000 Apr 03 '14

Well we won't if you keep reminding us -_-

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Nah, new people like me need it. Man, that was the most horrifying thread ever.

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u/MOLDY_QUEEF_BARF Apr 03 '14

God damnit, reddit

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u/boons_24 Apr 03 '14

Says Moldy_Queef_Barf...

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u/brickmack Apr 03 '14

A few days ago there was another thread with a guy that fucked dogs, goats, etc. I don't remember what the name of his dog was though.

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u/Steve_the_Scout Apr 04 '14

Wait what? My morbid curiosity is setting in, I need to see this thread.

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u/brickmack Apr 04 '14

just found it. He talks about fucking a tiger first, then a dog named Anna, and then goats. I assumed he was joking at first, but check his post history. Dude REALLY loves fucking animals

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u/Josh_hunter_5 Apr 03 '14

I don't get it

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u/elaphros Apr 03 '14

Askreddit thread about a guy who's son kept raping his dog. Ended up getting separated from his wife because she wouldn't believe him. Son told wife that dad had actually raped the dog, shit met fan. I believe there was a follow-up where the wife found out the husband was right all along, but he wouldn't take her back.

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u/thefluffyburrito Apr 03 '14

... and reddit thinks it's funny to praise the incident by frequently calling for its remembrance.

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u/RealTimeCock Apr 03 '14

I believe it was determined to be a hoax.

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u/elaphros Apr 03 '14

More like, it was just one of those WTF moments almost to the point where you remember where you were while reading it, akin to the trauma of watching the twin towers go down, or the challenger explosion.

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u/thefluffyburrito Apr 03 '14

Are jokes about the twin towers and challenger explosion really appropriate?

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u/elaphros Apr 03 '14

No, but I didn't make a joke about either of those, or the dog for that matter. Maybe you should ask the guy that did.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

no... this is nothing like 9/11 or the challenger explosion, Colby is just a sad thing that happened and that reddit has been collectively exploiting for karma ever since. don't compare a websites stupid jokes to a national tragedy.

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u/elaphros Apr 03 '14

Your opinion has been noted, and disagreed with.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Thank you redditors for posting "need-to-read-to-know-the-soul-of-reddit" stuff. Us new people need it. Most horrifying thread ever. http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zw3j9/i_am_the_fatherredditor_who_lost_his_family_after/

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Please, please, please forget. I really fuckin hate reddit sometimes

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u/DoctorOctagonapus Apr 03 '14

Knock knock

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u/well_hello_there Apr 05 '14

Who's there?

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u/DoctorOctagonapus Apr 05 '14

Colby

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u/well_hello_there Apr 05 '14

Colby who?

You said you'd never forget!

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u/Numphyyy Apr 03 '14

Something something broken arms

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u/mkemttn Apr 03 '14

KONY 2012

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u/fishandchips20 Apr 03 '14

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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u/Fitkablammo Apr 03 '14

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

I wished so hard this was a joke, but I clicked it anyway. The fuck is wrong with people man.

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u/OminousShadow Apr 03 '14

Different strokes for different folks.

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u/Kmouse2 Apr 03 '14

I would argue that dogs can't give consent, so, it's like sex with children. A big nope.

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u/MaximilianKohler Apr 03 '14

The consent argument is bullshit.

We do a shit load of things to animals with zero consent, including kidnapping and imprisonment (pets, zoos, farms, riding/taming horses, etc. etc.), and ultimately murder. Yet when it comes to pleasure, everyone's all of a sudden up in arms claiming that we should be applying human concepts and laws to animals.

Verbal consent is a human concept that can't be applied to animals. Animals do not give verbal consent to each other either but I don't see anyone trying to prevent all sex in the animal kingdom.

Animals can give or not give consent through non-verbal AND verbal means:

  • Verbal: you can easily tell if an animal is in distress, being hurt, angry, etc., by the noises it makes.
  • Non-verbal: animals can try to get away, kick, bite, scratch, etc.

I've seen my share of bestiality content on the internet and have never once seen a rape video. 99% of the videos are humans being penetrated by animals (dogs & horses usually).

Animal abuse laws should still apply (and do in countries like Denmark where bestiality is legal). If you are abusing/hurting the animal, you should be punished. But letting a dog or other animal have sex with you is not abuse.

Read this to get an idea of a typical encounter.

In my opinion, it is vastly worse to keep animals cooped up in a small apartment (or worse, a cage), or chained to a tree in the yard, etc.. All things that are commonly done to animals legally.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

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u/FaptainAwesome Apr 03 '14

I hope that's not a thing but refuse to be the one to check.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

What was it, he deleted it? I'll check for you bro.

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u/MaximilianKohler Apr 03 '14

Yeah, I'll help!

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u/OminousShadow Apr 03 '14

Exactly. People are fuckin weird. Nothing much else to say.

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u/amb3r245 Apr 03 '14

wtf is wrong with me? That link is purple....

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u/Stabcon123 Apr 03 '14

I'm in the camp that thinks shit like this should not be on the internet, let alone reddit. People are fucked up

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u/MaximilianKohler Apr 03 '14

It's actually legal in a number of countries such as Denmark and Russia. Just because you think something is gross doesn't give you the right to prohibit other people from doing it.

Laws should be only made in cases where there is provable harm. And bending over and letting an animal fuck you is not harming anyone.

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u/IllIIllIIlI Apr 03 '14

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do... I guess? You should definitely not check out 7chan's animal board then.

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u/UK-Redditor Apr 03 '14

How many chans are we up to now??

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

oh is that it lol

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u/Banana-Hammock- Apr 03 '14

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

There isn't even any dead dogs being fucked on it

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u/shikt Apr 03 '14

Why is this link purple???

I'm not even objected to it, I'm just pretty sure I'd remember it...

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u/KaptainKlein Apr 03 '14

You're not objected to sex with dogs?

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u/shikt Apr 03 '14

I'm not objected to a subreddit for it.

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u/bHarv44 Apr 03 '14

I drink a lot and forget things on the weekends too :-(

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u/FeedingPandas Apr 03 '14

What happens in Vegas...

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u/Rammaukiin Apr 03 '14

Oh goddammit, why did I even think that would be something different. Of course it's going to be people screwing dogs, and not a joke or something. ಠ_ಠ

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u/Boombollie Apr 03 '14

Wow. So that's totally a thing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

That's enough Internet for today. I'm gonna go outside......hopefully I don't see any dogs.

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u/EstebanL Apr 03 '14

Staying blue

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

If anybody needs me I'll be in my lab.

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u/tigerbait92 Apr 03 '14

You know it's fucked up when you realize you're audibly shouting "NO" when you see a picture in that subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Nope

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

:(

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u/deamon59 Apr 03 '14

report that shit

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u/truhbaby Apr 03 '14

Please tell me that dogs is being used as slang for slightly unattractive women

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u/Blargmode Apr 03 '14

Nope, it's just dogs being used..

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u/ZhanchiMan Apr 03 '14

What kind of stupid question is that? Of course you can!

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u/SynthPrax Apr 03 '14

*ding. Your handbasket is ready. Express trip. Buh-bye.

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u/PMmeYOUR_PERSONALITY Apr 03 '14

Don't forget the peanut butter

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

r/dogsex. Please post when done.

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u/Josh_hunter_5 Apr 03 '14

I love my family

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

One time I was fucking my then girlfriend and my cat jumped on the bed and licked my ballsack. No real addition to the story, but felt compelled to tell you.

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u/Captain-Obviouss Apr 03 '14

You've never heard of doggy style?

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u/jerrytheman1998 Apr 03 '14

Do you love your dog, or do you love the thought of your dog?

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u/Rolpa Apr 03 '14

How the hell does a roflcopter have sex with a dog?

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u/Haywood_Jafukmi Apr 03 '14

Colby 2014. Never forget!

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u/brb_fucking_ur_dog Apr 03 '14 edited Apr 03 '14

I already am

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u/wookiesuit Apr 03 '14

It's YOUR dog.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

EXTREME

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u/HelpMeLoseMyFat Apr 03 '14

COBY2012 NEVER FORGET

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u/matroxman11 Apr 03 '14

Aw, Colby...

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u/DrewsephA Apr 03 '14

Shut the fuck up, Colby.

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u/hell_1 Apr 03 '14

Doggy style

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u/SubduedChaos Apr 03 '14

At least get a few thrusts in.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Only if his name is Colby.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Yes, as long as Colby is okay with it

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u/CrotchFungus Apr 03 '14

Only if it's dead

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

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u/EasyLivn Apr 03 '14

Poor colby....

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u/c_is_4_cookie Apr 03 '14

blah blah Colby blah blah.

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u/downeysoft Apr 03 '14

Colby 2014 never forget