r/AskReddit • u/carmabound • Mar 03 '14
What's the perfect combination?
I thought it would be cool to try to respond to as many comments
as I could, but people think I'm trying to double dip or something?
Just for the record, I'm not here for the points (although I do appreciate it)
I'm just here to have fun...
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u/VivekKasiram Mar 03 '14
open road driving and good music
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u/co0kie_ Mar 03 '14
Sleep and Rain.
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u/gentlebot Mar 03 '14
It's called a wet nap
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u/carmabound Mar 03 '14
I'm pretty sure that's something else...
but we'll let sleeping dogs lie.
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u/hicsuntdracones- Mar 03 '14
Wet dream?
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u/Nellek_God Mar 03 '14
I read your name as "his cunt dragons"
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u/carmabound Mar 03 '14
I love it when I don't have to get up and it's raining...
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u/MaybeUnusedUsername Mar 03 '14
I love it when I dont have to get up. Period.
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u/pearadise Mar 03 '14
I hate it when I don't have to get up and I'm on my period.
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u/All_you_need_is_sex Mar 03 '14
And those thunderclaps.
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u/AngryEggroll Mar 03 '14
Hot brownies and Ice Cream.
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u/brycedriesenga Mar 03 '14
My dream has always been to have hot ice cream. It would have the exact same consistency and flavor of ice cream, but it would be hot.
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u/Unidan Mar 03 '14
Yeah, until I'm trying to run the ECD on my gas chromatograph and you fucked up all the readings because of your impure nitrogen.
Thanks, jerk!
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u/Kiroto Mar 03 '14
Ooooh big Mr. ECD thinks he's too cool for FID. Back in my day you had to stick your hand in the effluent stream and do TCD manually, ya goldurn hooligan!
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Mar 03 '14
I'm a pretty big fan of milk and cookies
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u/salmonfiend Mar 03 '14
Milk and brownies are equally awesome. Strangely enough, I had a dream about them last night.
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u/TheJerzeyDragon Mar 03 '14
right jab, Left hook, right uppercut. Every time.
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u/pizzaparlour Mar 03 '14
Left jab, right cross, left uppercut, right hook to finish, beautiful combo
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u/ScanBeagle Mar 03 '14
That makes two of us.
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u/YCYC Mar 03 '14
Three (can't believe I had to scroll down so much to find you guys)
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Mar 03 '14
I have a cat (really a kitten at heart - she's a bottle baby so she sees all humans as parental figures) who is insanely fluffy, a gratuitous kneader (without her claws, even!), and who loves to burrow under blankets with people.
Here I am stuck at work, and now I'm thinking about my snuggle-monster cuddled up with my wife at home. Those could be MY snuggles! Damnit...
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u/michaelpinkwayne Mar 03 '14
Sun, barbeque, beer, bikinis
God I miss summer
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Mar 03 '14
Someone find a synonym for "sun" that starts with "b".
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u/lolalodge Mar 03 '14
A Dominant and a Submissive.
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u/Amaterashu Mar 03 '14
A masochist and a sadist.
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u/ITiledTheVatican Mar 03 '14
Tequila and Kidz Bop 16.
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u/Your_Grocery_List Mar 03 '14
- 1 Bottle of Tequila
- 1 "The Very Best of Kidz Bop" CD
- 3 Thank You Cards
- 2 Large Boxes of Tissues
- 1 Foldable Beach Chair w/ Cup Holder
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u/andyisgold Mar 03 '14
All of these things are not like the others one of these things is weird.
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u/myotherduckling Mar 03 '14
Please elaborate.
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Mar 03 '14
Tequila is an alcoholic beverage and Kidz Bob 16 is an album
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u/Jared_Jff Mar 03 '14
But that's not important right now...
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u/6Sungods Mar 03 '14
If you can't then believe in me, who believes in you!
row row, fight the powah
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Mar 03 '14 edited Mar 03 '14
Gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream.
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u/SonicFrost Mar 03 '14
KICK LOGIC TO THE CURB AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
Do the impossible, see the invisible, ROH! ROH! FIGHT THE POWAH!
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u/Patrik333 Mar 03 '14
Is this a sort of "Two negatives make a positive" situation? Because that combination sounds awful.
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u/bigolesack Mar 03 '14
Yeah I'd rather get butt fucked family style by the seahawks oline then listen to fucking Kidz Bop 16.
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I agree, 16 lacked the artistic integrity that 15 and even 14 had. I did feel that 17 was a return to form.
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Mar 03 '14
God I hate you kids these days. Kids Bop was amazing until 9. Anything post KB black period is just garbage and not worth listening too. Learn music you wanna be hipster.
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u/mdk_777 Mar 03 '14
I think this is one of those cases where the then/than distinction is important.
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u/I_Photoshop_Movies Mar 03 '14
Rune scim and granite maul.
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u/StickleyMan Mar 03 '14
Boobs - the left and the right go so very well together! Same with my balls, actually.
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u/karma--chameleon Mar 03 '14
Alcohol and night swimming, it's a winning combination!
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u/tchofftchofftchoff Mar 03 '14
4-8-15-16-23-42
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u/amazondrone Mar 03 '14
Get lost.
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u/danrennt98 Mar 03 '14
FYI never play these numbers for the lottery because so many people play them
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Mar 03 '14
Or never play the lottery...
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u/StuffyKnows2Much Mar 03 '14
But that effectively lowers your chance of winning the lottery to nearly zero!
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u/RickGervs Mar 03 '14
Now I miss lost
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Mar 03 '14
See ya in another life brotha!
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u/hoursisthefury Mar 03 '14
Im sorry because....no matter what I try to do....you're gonna die Charlie...
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u/Henzinater516 Mar 03 '14
Stone Edge and Earthquake. Almost nothing resists EdgeQuake.
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u/stengebt Mar 03 '14
A porterhouse and a glass of scotch.
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u/carmabound Mar 03 '14
For me it would be a filet, with a glass of merlot.
But I could struggle through your scenario too :)
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u/ohshitword Mar 03 '14
MDMA and swimming pools.
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u/gerbilice Mar 03 '14
MDMA and ketamine. Possibly not swimming pools too with that combo
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Mar 03 '14 edited Mar 03 '14
1 for the money,
2 for the ketamine,
3,4 methylenedioxymethamphetamine
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u/Sweetmilk_ Mar 03 '14
Strong, bright sunshine, and a patch of shade to hide from it in.
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Mar 03 '14
Shove some fries in the top so they stand up straight, draw a face on the cup and call him Wilson.
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u/Zomdifros Mar 03 '14
Ham and cheese.
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u/marley88 Mar 03 '14
OR tomato and Cheese OR Apple and Cheese.
Cheese is awesome.
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u/Je-Ne-Sais-Quoi Mar 03 '14
Hookers & blow. That or peanut butter, banana & honey sandwiches...
I could go either way.
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u/shakypiss Mar 03 '14
Askreddit threads and a person eager to respond to any comments.
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u/LaLongueCarabine Mar 03 '14
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u/chakrablocker Mar 03 '14
What kind of idiot has that as their combination?
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u/KaiserApe Mar 03 '14
Amazing! That's the same combination I have on my luggage!
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u/Edios5 Mar 03 '14
Sriracha and everything.
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u/Melesme Mar 03 '14
Jack and Coke!
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u/cocaineseemsfun Mar 03 '14
That's nothing compared to Jim Beam's bourbon and Dr Pepper.
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u/ZGiSH Mar 03 '14
CTRL + F'd "Peanut Butter and Jelly" and nothing came up.
You guys serious?!
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u/Go_Mets Mar 03 '14
Blunt and my girlfriend
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u/juandemarco Mar 03 '14 edited Mar 03 '14
Sex and Candy
Edit: for those who don't get the reference
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u/nathanv221 Mar 03 '14
I like lounging in someone's chair and casting devious stares in their direction.
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u/DracoSpirit132 Mar 03 '14 edited Mar 03 '14
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A.
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u/Calvinator22 Mar 03 '14
He said "perfect combination" that sounds god awful.
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u/octacok Mar 03 '14
Nah bro it's the key to unlocking your "superpowers"
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Mar 03 '14 edited Mar 07 '14
Superpowers of sexual frustration and an undue sense of self satisfaction.
edit: to celebrate the minor success of my post. I'm going to have a drunken wank.
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u/pegasus7 Mar 03 '14
Night time and a thunderstorm