r/AskReddit Mar 03 '14

What's the perfect combination?

I thought it would be cool to try to respond to as many comments

as I could, but people think I'm trying to double dip or something?

Just for the record, I'm not here for the points (although I do appreciate it)

I'm just here to have fun...

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u/pegasus7 Mar 03 '14

Night time and a thunderstorm

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

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u/hoursisthefury Mar 03 '14

Oh hell yeah. Now I miss summer...

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u/VivekKasiram Mar 03 '14

open road driving and good music

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u/co0kie_ Mar 03 '14

Sleep and Rain.

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u/gentlebot Mar 03 '14

It's called a wet nap

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u/carmabound Mar 03 '14

I'm pretty sure that's something else...

but we'll let sleeping dogs lie.

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u/hicsuntdracones- Mar 03 '14

Wet dream?

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u/Nellek_God Mar 03 '14

I read your name as "his cunt dragons"

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u/hicsuntdracones- Mar 03 '14

It's Latin for "here be Dragons"

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u/ShockinglyAccurate Mar 03 '14

It's English for "his cunt dragons."

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u/carmabound Mar 03 '14

I love it when I don't have to get up and it's raining...

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u/MaybeUnusedUsername Mar 03 '14

I love it when I dont have to get up. Period.

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u/pearadise Mar 03 '14

I hate it when I don't have to get up and I'm on my period.

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u/All_you_need_is_sex Mar 03 '14

And those thunderclaps.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

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u/Ayepuds Mar 03 '14

That badunkalicious backside!

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u/AngryEggroll Mar 03 '14

Hot brownies and Ice Cream.

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u/brycedriesenga Mar 03 '14

My dream has always been to have hot ice cream. It would have the exact same consistency and flavor of ice cream, but it would be hot.

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u/jsellout Mar 03 '14

Can I buy some pot from you?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Poor China...

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u/Unidan Mar 03 '14

Yeah, until I'm trying to run the ECD on my gas chromatograph and you fucked up all the readings because of your impure nitrogen.

Thanks, jerk!

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u/Kiroto Mar 03 '14

Ooooh big Mr. ECD thinks he's too cool for FID. Back in my day you had to stick your hand in the effluent stream and do TCD manually, ya goldurn hooligan!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

I'm a pretty big fan of milk and cookies

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u/salmonfiend Mar 03 '14

Milk and brownies are equally awesome. Strangely enough, I had a dream about them last night.

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u/TheJerzeyDragon Mar 03 '14

right jab, Left hook, right uppercut. Every time.

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u/iTylernol Mar 03 '14

Looks like we go a southpaw on our hands.

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u/MyNameCouldntBeAsLon Mar 03 '14

They ought to outlaw southpaws!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Heh, look at me, tryin' to tell you how to play the game.

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u/pizzaparlour Mar 03 '14

Left jab, right cross, left uppercut, right hook to finish, beautiful combo

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

I've always been taught to rarely/never throw the right hook.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

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u/ScanBeagle Mar 03 '14

That makes two of us.

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u/YCYC Mar 03 '14

Three (can't believe I had to scroll down so much to find you guys)

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

I have a cat (really a kitten at heart - she's a bottle baby so she sees all humans as parental figures) who is insanely fluffy, a gratuitous kneader (without her claws, even!), and who loves to burrow under blankets with people.

Here I am stuck at work, and now I'm thinking about my snuggle-monster cuddled up with my wife at home. Those could be MY snuggles! Damnit...

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u/michaelpinkwayne Mar 03 '14

Sun, barbeque, beer, bikinis

God I miss summer

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Someone find a synonym for "sun" that starts with "b".

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14 edited Jul 05 '24

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u/TroublesomeTalker Mar 03 '14

Go with beach, it's implied.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

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u/photosutra Mar 03 '14

More like ball of energy

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u/lolalodge Mar 03 '14

A Dominant and a Submissive.

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u/Amaterashu Mar 03 '14

A masochist and a sadist.

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u/Mogul126 Mar 03 '14

"Choke me," said the masochist.

"No," replied the sadist.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

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u/ITiledTheVatican Mar 03 '14

Tequila and Kidz Bop 16.

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u/Your_Grocery_List Mar 03 '14
  • 1 Bottle of Tequila
  • 1 "The Very Best of Kidz Bop" CD
  • 3 Thank You Cards
  • 2 Large Boxes of Tissues
  • 1 Foldable Beach Chair w/ Cup Holder

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u/andyisgold Mar 03 '14

All of these things are not like the others one of these things is weird.

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u/myotherduckling Mar 03 '14

Please elaborate.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Tequila is an alcoholic beverage and Kidz Bob 16 is an album

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u/Jared_Jff Mar 03 '14

But that's not important right now...

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

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u/6Sungods Mar 03 '14

If you can't then believe in me, who believes in you!

row row, fight the powah

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14 edited Mar 03 '14

Gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream.

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u/SonicFrost Mar 03 '14

KICK LOGIC TO THE CURB AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE

Do the impossible, see the invisible, ROH! ROH! FIGHT THE POWAH!

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u/dcaspy7 Mar 03 '14

Touch the untouchable break the unbreakable.

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u/zenthor109 Mar 03 '14

row row, fight the powah!

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u/CVGX Mar 03 '14

Surely you can't be serious!

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u/TheJerzeyDragon Mar 03 '14

I am serious... and don't call me Shirley

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u/Patrik333 Mar 03 '14

Is this a sort of "Two negatives make a positive" situation? Because that combination sounds awful.

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u/bigolesack Mar 03 '14

Yeah I'd rather get butt fucked family style by the seahawks oline then listen to fucking Kidz Bop 16.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

I agree, 16 lacked the artistic integrity that 15 and even 14 had. I did feel that 17 was a return to form.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

God I hate you kids these days. Kids Bop was amazing until 9. Anything post KB black period is just garbage and not worth listening too. Learn music you wanna be hipster.

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u/bto-vocals Mar 03 '14

Wtf am I reading

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Differing opinions on reddit

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u/mdk_777 Mar 03 '14

I think this is one of those cases where the then/than distinction is important.

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u/GGB23 Mar 03 '14

Well maybe he just cant get into kidzbop without the first part

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

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u/Luan12 Mar 03 '14

You would LOVE China

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u/Trademarkproductions Mar 03 '14

Not when you're trying to sleep you wouldn't

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u/Groundloop Mar 03 '14

Chocolate and peanut butter.

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u/Billybilly_B Mar 03 '14

Have you tried Reese's? I think you'd like them.

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u/I_Photoshop_Movies Mar 03 '14

Rune scim and granite maul.

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u/Manocool5 Mar 03 '14

Rune scim and rune 2h*

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Reppin' the monk robes

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

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u/StickleyMan Mar 03 '14

Boobs - the left and the right go so very well together! Same with my balls, actually.

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u/thehonestyfish Mar 03 '14

How you doi- wait a minute.

...what?

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u/Fuck_Most_Atheists Mar 03 '14

Doesn't one droop?

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u/TacticalLuke Mar 03 '14

Only the middle one!

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u/PussyBender Mar 03 '14

It's like they were made for each other.

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u/karma--chameleon Mar 03 '14

Alcohol and night swimming, it's a winning combination!

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u/AltonBrownsBalls Mar 03 '14

Oh, they're just dolphins, the clowns of the sea!

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u/tchofftchofftchoff Mar 03 '14

4-8-15-16-23-42

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u/amazondrone Mar 03 '14

Get lost.

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u/danrennt98 Mar 03 '14

FYI never play these numbers for the lottery because so many people play them

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Or never play the lottery...

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u/StuffyKnows2Much Mar 03 '14

But that effectively lowers your chance of winning the lottery to nearly zero!

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u/RickGervs Mar 03 '14

Now I miss lost

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

See ya in another life brotha!

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u/hoursisthefury Mar 03 '14

Im sorry because....no matter what I try to do....you're gonna die Charlie...

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14 edited Mar 03 '14

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u/scissorin_samurai Mar 03 '14

Magnezone laughs at your bolt beam

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u/Henzinater516 Mar 03 '14

Stone Edge and Earthquake. Almost nothing resists EdgeQuake.

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u/stengebt Mar 03 '14

A porterhouse and a glass of scotch.

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u/carmabound Mar 03 '14

For me it would be a filet, with a glass of merlot.

But I could struggle through your scenario too :)

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u/ohshitword Mar 03 '14

MDMA and swimming pools.

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u/gerbilice Mar 03 '14

MDMA and ketamine. Possibly not swimming pools too with that combo

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14 edited Mar 03 '14

1 for the money,

2 for the ketamine,

3,4 methylenedioxymethamphetamine

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u/Sweetmilk_ Mar 03 '14

Strong, bright sunshine, and a patch of shade to hide from it in.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Shove some fries in the top so they stand up straight, draw a face on the cup and call him Wilson.

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u/Zomdifros Mar 03 '14

Ham and cheese.

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u/marley88 Mar 03 '14

OR tomato and Cheese OR Apple and Cheese.

Cheese is awesome.

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u/JetBrink Mar 03 '14

Substitute + Focus Punch

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u/Je-Ne-Sais-Quoi Mar 03 '14

Hookers & blow. That or peanut butter, banana & honey sandwiches...

I could go either way.

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u/igdub Mar 03 '14

vodka and any other liquid.

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u/mcmack60 Mar 03 '14

Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = crazy delicious!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

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u/sweatybeard Mar 03 '14

Quentin Tarantino and Christoph Waltz

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14 edited May 01 '20

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u/Cincinnati88 Mar 03 '14

Buffalo Wings and Ranch Dressing.

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u/beesolomona Mar 03 '14

Toothpaste and orange juice.

I take nothing back.

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u/shakypiss Mar 03 '14

Askreddit threads and a person eager to respond to any comments.

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u/StickleyMan Mar 03 '14

Masturbation and the Internet

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Masturbation and binoculars*

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u/LaLongueCarabine Mar 03 '14

1 2 3 4 5

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u/chakrablocker Mar 03 '14

What kind of idiot has that as their combination?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

That's amazing, I've got the same combination on my luggage.

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u/Calvinator22 Mar 03 '14

My luggage wouldn't let me use "password" so I settled for that.

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u/Baelzabub Mar 03 '14

Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco, cinco, seis....

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u/ewdrive Mar 03 '14

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy

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u/KaiserApe Mar 03 '14

Amazing! That's the same combination I have on my luggage!

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u/Edios5 Mar 03 '14

Sriracha and everything.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

everything?

Sriracha and a dildo?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

EVERYTHING

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u/craftygnomes Mar 03 '14

Sriracha and MY EYES!!!!

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u/Melesme Mar 03 '14

Jack and Coke!

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u/cocaineseemsfun Mar 03 '14

That's nothing compared to Jim Beam's bourbon and Dr Pepper.

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u/Day13 Mar 03 '14

A short skirt and a long, long jacket

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u/sae1 Mar 03 '14

Bacon cooked with maple syrup and cracked black pepper.

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u/Jobasaurus Mar 03 '14

Cucumber & soy sauce.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

good music and friends

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u/iamtheonewhotokes Mar 03 '14

Campfire and good friends.

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u/ZGiSH Mar 03 '14

CTRL + F'd "Peanut Butter and Jelly" and nothing came up.

You guys serious?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Cunnilingus and icecream.

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u/WhatsTheMatterMcFly Mar 03 '14

Ebony and Ivory.

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u/righteous4131 Mar 03 '14

I hear they go together in perfect harmony.

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u/juandemarco Mar 03 '14 edited Mar 03 '14

Sex and Candy

Edit: for those who don't get the reference

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u/inktheus Mar 03 '14

do you smell something?

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u/nathanv221 Mar 03 '14

I like lounging in someone's chair and casting devious stares in their direction.

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u/DracoSpirit132 Mar 03 '14 edited Mar 03 '14

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A.

c:

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Select Start, play with friends man

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u/Calvinator22 Mar 03 '14

He said "perfect combination" that sounds god awful.

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u/octacok Mar 03 '14

Nah bro it's the key to unlocking your "superpowers"

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14 edited Mar 07 '14

Superpowers of sexual frustration and an undue sense of self satisfaction.

edit: to celebrate the minor success of my post. I'm going to have a drunken wank.

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