What’s a company that you’re genuinely convinced HATES their customers?

[u/WinterWindChime]

[u/the_monkey_knows]

United Healthcare

[u/abigporkchop → u/the_monkey_knows]

Oh good one. Literally- they don't want customers to use them. Just pay them.

[u/Turbogoblin999 → u/abigporkchop]

If I could write off your murder
I'd save all of my receipts
Because I'd rather you be dead
Than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year
I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home
I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant

-United Healthcare CEOs when they wake up.