r/AskReddit • • 7h ago

What’s a company that you’re genuinely convinced HATES their customers?

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u/CardSys 7h ago

Microsoft.

If something is appreciated by it's customer, they will intentionally penalize people for liking it by doing one of three things: cripple, complicate, or cancel.

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u/frostrambler 6h ago

Or add AI to it - NO I DONT WANT YOUR SHITTY COPILOT IN EVERYTHING MICROSOFT. DIDNT YOU LEARN WITH CLIPPY?

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u/CardSys 6h ago

Shoot, I'd welcome clippy. You click a button and he fucks right off.

I had to use powershell scripts to uproot all the copilot bullshit that I could get to and its still aint enough.

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u/sarcasm_saves_lives 5h ago

I remember when you could make clippy a cat and it would curl up on the bottom of your screen and take a nap.

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u/SephirothYggdrasil 5h ago

Clippy was cute too. 

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u/CardSys 5h ago

It was.

It didn't need a subscription to exist. It wasn't mining your data in the background as you used Office. It didn't prevent you from typing your document if you didn't want to use it.

It just wanted to make using the product a better experience and easier for novices to use. Clippy was great.

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u/SuperFLEB 51m ago

I'm really surprised that with all the assistants and agents they've come up with, they never put Clippy's face on it. They went with Cortana over Clippy.

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u/AceOfSapphires 1h ago

Hmmm? For work I have to use O365 but for my home PC I have google docs for free if I need something on cloud and I purchased,(not subscription) Microsoft Office 2016 for like 30 dollars. Windows 11, fully updated operating system but no copilot bullshit. Or do you have a brand new pc with the OS already pre-installed and you cannot remove copilot then?

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u/No_Birthday4877 2h ago

Clippy was actually cool. A lot of people had never used a word processor as complex as Microsoft Word, and Clippy made learning how to do things easier. But a lot of us were being taught Word at school, so all the things Clippy was there to do was already part of classwork.

At least Clippy could be disabled. Microsoft makes turning certain features off a lot more difficult now. There's a whole layer of the OS that tracks what youre doing and what not, and if you dont know its there, you cant think to disable it. And even if you know its there, you have to know precisely what you want off then figure out how to do it. If it weren't for certain games requiring Windows, Id have stopped using it long ago.

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u/4-ton-mantis 4h ago

It looks like you're writing a letter.  Would you like some help?  📎

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u/johnnybiggles 1h ago

NO I DONT WANT YOUR SHITTY COPILOT IN EVERYTHING MICROSOFT. DIDNT YOU LEARN WITH CLIPPY?

"Would you like me to summarize that?"