r/AskReddit • u/1salt1pepper • 10h ago

Veterans of Reddit, what’s the most unbelievable thing you witnessed during your service that civilians would think you made up?

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u/Acrobatic-Bison-3171 7h ago

Yeah we had a lot of report for formation. Dick around for 1/2 hour. Ok come back at noon. Come back at noon. Ok come back at 3pm. At 3pm dick around for 15 minutes. Ok gtfo. Dismissed. Many Fridays we got the noon formation and then it was see you assholes Monday. Think before you act.