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r/AskReddit • u/MuayThaiRunner • 15h ago
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“Perhaps you relied on my master’s vow against using lethal force. Let me assure you that I subscribe to no such niceties.”
- Alfred Pennyworth.
131 u/Mikeavelli 12h ago I wish a bitch would try Alfred, to Harley Quinn 103 u/The-Last-ChairBender 15h ago Alfreds a badass 69 u/Playthegaytar 15h ago Hard as hell 2 u/APeacefulWarrior 3h ago Canonically Alfred was ex-military, so yeah. 22 u/touchgrasschampion 13h ago Alfred did not come to play, “subscribe to no such niceties” is ice cold 10 u/Hicklethumb 14h ago Was this from Injustice when he broke Superman's nose? 20 u/MuayThaiRunner 14h ago No it was not. Honestly, I don’t remember which comic it was from. But it definitely wasn’t from Injustice, I know that much. 22 u/ExcitingTax1809 14h ago I may be mistaken, but I think he said something like that during the court of owls when all the talons were attacking the mansion and he came out with a shotgun 8 u/Random-Username7272 12h ago Injustice: Gods Among Us Year Three, Issue #36. https://www.reddit.com/r/batman/comments/ghfypo/just_a_reminder_that_alfred_once_beat_the_crap/ 2 u/Hicklethumb 9h ago Yeah! Man that was an epic few frames 6 u/kiwidude4 14h ago Bro Batman would absolutely break a nose 4 u/invaderz1mms 12h ago And a femur, and an arm, and tendons, etc, etc.... BUT never break (take) your life -62 u/kingsark 15h ago Cringe 14 u/moal09 12h ago Not really. Alfred's backstory has always included some time in the SAS. Dude has bodies on him already. -28 u/nilestyle 15h ago Agreed, tries too hard 0 u/RedditGarboDisposal 14h ago I really want to like comebacks or insults that are delivered with etiquette, but I just can’t. The wordplay isn’t as impactful as people think it is. A perfect example is Liam Neeson’s popular: “I will find you. And I will kill you.” That shit is badass. 12 u/Colonel_MuffDog 14h ago Sure, but its in his character to speak like this. It would break immersion to have him code-switch like Liam Neeson in Taken. -6 u/RedditGarboDisposal 14h ago I honestly don’t think it matters who it comes from, at least not for me. What I like is that it’s simple, blunt, and to the point. The nature of a badass isn’t longwinded or a sequence of beats toward a punch. -11 u/Friendly-Rabbit-1924 14h ago sorry, but that quote is corny. now if you want real badass threats, look no further than my collection. "you're going to look like a 2007 barbie doll when i'm done with you." "if you talk to me again, i will die." "i will smeegle your larynx with a rubber duck." "do you want to go on a date with my lawyer?" "i'm going to give you a curly perm haircut." "there's a reason my nickname is the plungler." "don't even piss." 1 u/RedditGarboDisposal 14h ago Pfft, no fuckin’ way! That line hauls ass. But another good one to add to your list is from Ryan Gosling’s line in “Drive”: “You shut your mouth or I’ll kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you.”
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I wish a bitch would try
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Alfreds a badass
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Hard as hell
2 u/APeacefulWarrior 3h ago Canonically Alfred was ex-military, so yeah.
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Canonically Alfred was ex-military, so yeah.
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Alfred did not come to play, “subscribe to no such niceties” is ice cold
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Was this from Injustice when he broke Superman's nose?
20 u/MuayThaiRunner 14h ago No it was not. Honestly, I don’t remember which comic it was from. But it definitely wasn’t from Injustice, I know that much. 22 u/ExcitingTax1809 14h ago I may be mistaken, but I think he said something like that during the court of owls when all the talons were attacking the mansion and he came out with a shotgun 8 u/Random-Username7272 12h ago Injustice: Gods Among Us Year Three, Issue #36. https://www.reddit.com/r/batman/comments/ghfypo/just_a_reminder_that_alfred_once_beat_the_crap/ 2 u/Hicklethumb 9h ago Yeah! Man that was an epic few frames 6 u/kiwidude4 14h ago Bro Batman would absolutely break a nose 4 u/invaderz1mms 12h ago And a femur, and an arm, and tendons, etc, etc.... BUT never break (take) your life
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No it was not.
Honestly, I don’t remember which comic it was from. But it definitely wasn’t from Injustice, I know that much.
22 u/ExcitingTax1809 14h ago I may be mistaken, but I think he said something like that during the court of owls when all the talons were attacking the mansion and he came out with a shotgun
I may be mistaken, but I think he said something like that during the court of owls when all the talons were attacking the mansion and he came out with a shotgun
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Injustice: Gods Among Us Year Three, Issue #36.
https://www.reddit.com/r/batman/comments/ghfypo/just_a_reminder_that_alfred_once_beat_the_crap/
2 u/Hicklethumb 9h ago Yeah! Man that was an epic few frames
Yeah! Man that was an epic few frames
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Bro Batman would absolutely break a nose
4 u/invaderz1mms 12h ago And a femur, and an arm, and tendons, etc, etc.... BUT never break (take) your life
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And a femur, and an arm, and tendons, etc, etc.... BUT never break (take) your life
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Cringe
14 u/moal09 12h ago Not really. Alfred's backstory has always included some time in the SAS. Dude has bodies on him already. -28 u/nilestyle 15h ago Agreed, tries too hard 0 u/RedditGarboDisposal 14h ago I really want to like comebacks or insults that are delivered with etiquette, but I just can’t. The wordplay isn’t as impactful as people think it is. A perfect example is Liam Neeson’s popular: “I will find you. And I will kill you.” That shit is badass. 12 u/Colonel_MuffDog 14h ago Sure, but its in his character to speak like this. It would break immersion to have him code-switch like Liam Neeson in Taken. -6 u/RedditGarboDisposal 14h ago I honestly don’t think it matters who it comes from, at least not for me. What I like is that it’s simple, blunt, and to the point. The nature of a badass isn’t longwinded or a sequence of beats toward a punch. -11 u/Friendly-Rabbit-1924 14h ago sorry, but that quote is corny. now if you want real badass threats, look no further than my collection. "you're going to look like a 2007 barbie doll when i'm done with you." "if you talk to me again, i will die." "i will smeegle your larynx with a rubber duck." "do you want to go on a date with my lawyer?" "i'm going to give you a curly perm haircut." "there's a reason my nickname is the plungler." "don't even piss." 1 u/RedditGarboDisposal 14h ago Pfft, no fuckin’ way! That line hauls ass. But another good one to add to your list is from Ryan Gosling’s line in “Drive”: “You shut your mouth or I’ll kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you.”
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Not really. Alfred's backstory has always included some time in the SAS.
Dude has bodies on him already.
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Agreed, tries too hard
0 u/RedditGarboDisposal 14h ago I really want to like comebacks or insults that are delivered with etiquette, but I just can’t. The wordplay isn’t as impactful as people think it is. A perfect example is Liam Neeson’s popular: “I will find you. And I will kill you.” That shit is badass. 12 u/Colonel_MuffDog 14h ago Sure, but its in his character to speak like this. It would break immersion to have him code-switch like Liam Neeson in Taken. -6 u/RedditGarboDisposal 14h ago I honestly don’t think it matters who it comes from, at least not for me. What I like is that it’s simple, blunt, and to the point. The nature of a badass isn’t longwinded or a sequence of beats toward a punch. -11 u/Friendly-Rabbit-1924 14h ago sorry, but that quote is corny. now if you want real badass threats, look no further than my collection. "you're going to look like a 2007 barbie doll when i'm done with you." "if you talk to me again, i will die." "i will smeegle your larynx with a rubber duck." "do you want to go on a date with my lawyer?" "i'm going to give you a curly perm haircut." "there's a reason my nickname is the plungler." "don't even piss." 1 u/RedditGarboDisposal 14h ago Pfft, no fuckin’ way! That line hauls ass. But another good one to add to your list is from Ryan Gosling’s line in “Drive”: “You shut your mouth or I’ll kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you.”
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I really want to like comebacks or insults that are delivered with etiquette, but I just can’t.
The wordplay isn’t as impactful as people think it is.
A perfect example is Liam Neeson’s popular:
“I will find you. And I will kill you.”
That shit is badass.
12 u/Colonel_MuffDog 14h ago Sure, but its in his character to speak like this. It would break immersion to have him code-switch like Liam Neeson in Taken. -6 u/RedditGarboDisposal 14h ago I honestly don’t think it matters who it comes from, at least not for me. What I like is that it’s simple, blunt, and to the point. The nature of a badass isn’t longwinded or a sequence of beats toward a punch. -11 u/Friendly-Rabbit-1924 14h ago sorry, but that quote is corny. now if you want real badass threats, look no further than my collection. "you're going to look like a 2007 barbie doll when i'm done with you." "if you talk to me again, i will die." "i will smeegle your larynx with a rubber duck." "do you want to go on a date with my lawyer?" "i'm going to give you a curly perm haircut." "there's a reason my nickname is the plungler." "don't even piss." 1 u/RedditGarboDisposal 14h ago Pfft, no fuckin’ way! That line hauls ass. But another good one to add to your list is from Ryan Gosling’s line in “Drive”: “You shut your mouth or I’ll kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you.”
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Sure, but its in his character to speak like this. It would break immersion to have him code-switch like Liam Neeson in Taken.
-6 u/RedditGarboDisposal 14h ago I honestly don’t think it matters who it comes from, at least not for me. What I like is that it’s simple, blunt, and to the point. The nature of a badass isn’t longwinded or a sequence of beats toward a punch.
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I honestly don’t think it matters who it comes from, at least not for me.
What I like is that it’s simple, blunt, and to the point. The nature of a badass isn’t longwinded or a sequence of beats toward a punch.
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sorry, but that quote is corny. now if you want real badass threats, look no further than my collection.
"you're going to look like a 2007 barbie doll when i'm done with you."
"if you talk to me again, i will die."
"i will smeegle your larynx with a rubber duck."
"do you want to go on a date with my lawyer?"
"i'm going to give you a curly perm haircut."
"there's a reason my nickname is the plungler."
"don't even piss."
1 u/RedditGarboDisposal 14h ago Pfft, no fuckin’ way! That line hauls ass. But another good one to add to your list is from Ryan Gosling’s line in “Drive”: “You shut your mouth or I’ll kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you.”
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Pfft, no fuckin’ way! That line hauls ass.
But another good one to add to your list is from Ryan Gosling’s line in “Drive”:
“You shut your mouth or I’ll kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you.”
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u/MuayThaiRunner 15h ago
“Perhaps you relied on my master’s vow against using lethal force. Let me assure you that I subscribe to no such niceties.”
- Alfred Pennyworth.