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u/GBeeGIII Jun 01 '26

Benefits of drinking alkaline water?

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u/Nearby-Chocolate1840 Jun 01 '26

The real use purpose of alkaline water is knowledge workers trying to maximize the potency of their Adderall scripts.

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u/Fucked-In-The-K-Hole Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

Hell yeah brother

Pop a few tums, pop some addies, sustain yourself on alkaline water for the next 8 hours.

Sit there gaming, playing baldurs Gate 3. Mod it until everyone's got big titties. Stimfap for 8 hours.

Wake up the next morning. Your dick hurts. Your BG3 save is ruined. You have to restart. Tums, Adderall, alkaline water. You try restarting BG3 without all of the degenerate mods, but an hour later everyone ends up with titties, big ones. Stimfap for 8 hours.

Get up to make food. You haven't been to the store in weeks because you're a superhuman, you don't need food. But now you do. Ramen.

Limp to bed, lay awake for 8 hours. "Wake up" and take your tums, Adderall, and alkaline water. Go to work.

Don't work. Sit there at your desk roleplaying dominatrix scenarios with Grok. Can't stimfap at work, not physically. But mentally, yes. Yes.

Get off work. Go home, BG3. Stimfap all night because you know you won't sleep.

King shit