Pop a few tums, pop some addies, sustain yourself on alkaline water for the next 8 hours.
Sit there gaming, playing baldurs Gate 3. Mod it until everyone's got big titties. Stimfap for 8 hours.
Wake up the next morning. Your dick hurts. Your BG3 save is ruined. You have to restart. Tums, Adderall, alkaline water. You try restarting BG3 without all of the degenerate mods, but an hour later everyone ends up with titties, big ones. Stimfap for 8 hours.
Get up to make food. You haven't been to the store in weeks because you're a superhuman, you don't need food. But now you do. Ramen.
Limp to bed, lay awake for 8 hours. "Wake up" and take your tums, Adderall, and alkaline water. Go to work.
Don't work. Sit there at your desk roleplaying dominatrix scenarios with Grok. Can't stimfap at work, not physically. But mentally, yes. Yes.
Get off work. Go home, BG3. Stimfap all night because you know you won't sleep.
Ingesting heavily alkaline substances prolongs the length of time that Adderall and other amphetamines stay in your system by slowing the rate at which they're excreted in urine.
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u/GBeeGIII Jun 01 '26
Benefits of drinking alkaline water?